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Date: 9/20/2011 2:22pm Whois Name: Dustystar502 (387)
Delete Subject: Senior Sexizens
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."
Attitude 1.5

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Date: 8/18/2011 10:20pm Whois Name: stevetaylor (104)
Delete Subject: Another Sun Valley Dive
I didn't go in, but drove by and called, and this place is also open. The guy who answered the phone was rude as hell, but that's not unusual for a strip club.

The place still is open, there's even some old cars parked out back that haven't run in 10 years, probably left by a stripper who couldn't afford to fix her wreck.

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Date: 3/5/2011 4:30pm Whois Name: joeybond (1)
Delete Subject: what happend
There's no more girls.fernanda with the ass implants I think moved back to mexico.its all about 7557

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Date: 3/4/2011 11:30pm Whois Name: THE_WIZ (582)
Delete Subject: SUCKS!!!!!
"This place sucks"............YES IT DOES

Wiz

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Date: 3/4/2011 11:19pm Whois Name: joeybond (New)
Delete Subject: sucks
This place sucks
Club 0.5 Dancers 1 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 1

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Date: 8/16/2010 4:07am Whois Name: E-nuts (206)
Delete Subject: Ass implants.
Fernanda's days might be numbered if she got them at this place.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jul/30/...

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Date: 7/21/2010 12:28am Whois Name: louis (6053)
Delete Subject: Candy
Candy was probably the top dancer here for several years between 2003-2009, But has finally moved on. This club really blows now and is BIG WASTE OF TIME & MONEY!!!

For all Big Booty Fans of Candy she moved to VIP showgirls and goes by "Bella" over there.

I spotted her at that club this past Friday night and found out she usually comes in every Friday around 12 Midnight and sometimes will show up on Saturdays. If you are into the J-LO old skool body types with an ASS that sticks way out then she's the one for you.

So there you go James on Candy, Not sure what happen to Seduction, But I think she might have gone back to Vegas again. I used to talked to her a lot when I visited this club and she has told me she has dance there a lot when she isn't working at Players. So it wouldn't surprised me if she is back in L.V.

What has change to make Fernanda look hot? Well let's see she's got ASS Implants, Breast Implants, so that pretty much sums it up. How do I know? I used to remember Fernanda years ago when she was plain flat on both areas. No Tits or ass to speak of. She remembers me knowing this that she avoids me. Just too fake in my book, but she is like the only decent looking one left here.

Cinnamon I know comes by once in a blue moon. She has told me she doesn't dance anywhere else and on rare occasions still makes visits here & there to this dump of a club called Players. It's only a matter of time, But I think this club isn't going to last long or might go up for sale in the near future.

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Date: 5/22/2010 1:07pm Whois Name: jay55 (New)
Delete Subject: Fernanda
Hey Guy whats up with Fernanda???? did anyone have any idea whats with her? or any input on her dances she is Changed a lot to a real hot sexy mami
Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 4

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Date: 3/7/2010 6:16pm Whois Name: james91505 (1)
Delete Subject: what happen to this club?
stop by on Friday night around 10pm and realize the club is not the same anymore. i remember seeing big booty girls here like candy, cinnamon, etc. what happen to these girls?. the laps are way to high.. anyways i got a dance from Jennifer, and the grind was to hard and heavy .. i don't recommend anyone to get a dance from her..and no touching at all...

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Date: 1/12/2010 7:05am Whois Name: AFanofBrittney (New)
Delete Subject: Brittney is back!!!
Wow what a surprise. Brittney from Industrial Strip, Bob's Classy Lady and Players has returned to Players! Time stood still for this beautiful girl...what a gorgeous brunette with the most amazing rockin body. You will not be disappointed. She said she is going back to her original schedule...Monday, Tuesday and Thursday from 11:30am to 6:00pm...

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Date: 1/11/2010 1:55pm Whois Name: BrittneyFantasu (New)
Delete Subject: Brittney Is Back!
The beautiful Brittney from IS and Bob's has returned to Player's...she is as beautiful as I remember her...rockin body...long hair...the smile of an angel. She said she will be working Monday, Tuesday and Thursday from 11:30am to 6:00pm...

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Date: 11/22/2009 7:48pm Whois Name: Tool (54)
Delete Subject: Re:
BBW thanks for tip but Iam very familiar with this club, DVCOI that is... ;) Im from the LA area but was in Palm Desert looking for some fun but it seems there was none to be had there.

Went to a club I believe it was called showgirls off HWY 111, they did offer drinks there which was nice.. got a red bull vodka for only 12.50$............ Was topless only and the couches for lap dances were basically right against the back wall out in the open. Dances were clothed, not even topless. But understandable since they serve alcohol. Maybe 1 good looking girl out of the dozen that were there, it was fairly quiet.

They had a nice setup for sports though, some couches with big screens etc. - Might be fun on Sundays. However those of you who are used to the clubs in COI etc, my advice is if you head to Palm Springs area... stick to the casino, bring your winnings back home and spend it out here.

Be safe everyone.

-Tool

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Date: 11/21/2009 11:53am Whois Name: BBWLover (690)
Delete Subject: re:tool
Have you been to DJVU COI? Check my post there and Genavive's post yesterday. DJVUcoi has tons of girls and topless is only $10 everyday.

BBWLover

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Date: 11/21/2009 8:50am Whois Name: Tool (53)
Delete Subject: alternative?
I'm out in palm desert this weekend. What are some better alternatives for some clubs out here? Maybe I'm just spoiled now from the clubs closer to my house. I actually had a chance to check out showgirls... Off highway 111. Wasn't really my kind of club. Not even a chance far descent mileage because of how it is setup with everything in the open. What else is out here that someone would recommend? This club also seems like a bust. Ill be here one more night..

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Date: 8/27/2009 3:28pm Whois Name: louis (5448)
Delete Subject: Candy
Wavy, Candy is a big fixture at this club & I don't think she has left. I've known her to be dancing here for like the past 6 years.

Erick, I have seen her showing up rather late in her street clothes at about 12 midnight on the weekends would be the best bet to catch her. I haven't been here in several months, But I'm pretty sure she's still around.

Skipper, This club used to be TL/HT Full service mileage a few years ago, But ever since the LAPD demanded they take out the closed curtains that all change around 2004 do to the city ordinance back then when the city council were going to try to ban lap dances in the L.A. city area. The topless is out in the open similar to Blue Zebra, The Nudes are private, But that Fucking Manager walks in all the time checking to see no FS is going to happen.

Dancers lookwise is rather weak, This ain't the place if you are really into eye candy. Go somewhere else.

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Date: 8/26/2009 2:53pm Whois Name: Erick_M (4)
Delete Subject: candy
hey fellas,
what days does candy work ? does she give good dances???

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Date: 8/21/2009 1:20pm Whois Name: Skipper (47)
Delete Subject: What's the deal?
I have a job in the area for a few days. Z-Bones review is a few years old. Any updates? Is this in par with one of Randy's clubs? TL/HT Will the lights make my redneck stand out or are all welcomed? rates? Can I assume day shift is....

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Date: 8/14/2009 4:34am Whois Name: Wavy_Crockett (11)
Delete Subject: Candy
havent been here in a while. I miss candy's fat ass. she still here?

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Date: 8/7/2009 11:57pm Whois Name: blackwind Z-VIP Member (302)
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Deja vu industry home of the 10$ dances

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Date: 3/27/2009 5:23pm Whois Name: originaledstone (4)
Delete Subject: Why you say?
I haven't been there in a while, had some good times in the day shift. Why do you think it is out of business?

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Date: 3/25/2009 8:33pm Whois Name: E-nuts (124)
Delete Subject: This club
probably is out of business. but no one will notice.
Club 0 Dancers 0 Attitude 0

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Date: 12/11/2008 4:43pm Whois Name: louis (5009)
Delete Subject: Saturday Night 12-6-08
So many Vatos Saturday Night. Never seen anything like it. There must have 200+ PL's in attendance at 8PM when I arrived there of course it had to do with the Pay Per view boxing fight between Oscar De la Hoya/Manny Pacquiao fight and not the dancers. Very few dancers at this time and the only two stand outs are Seduction and Candy. The rest are nothing to write home about.

Usually when this club advertise by having this pay per view fights up a month in advance at the front door so this usually drives many PLatino's to show up to check out the big screen TV. I have been to a few of these in the past including Oscar vs. Julio Cesar Chavez, Lennox Lewis vs. Mike Tyson,Oscar vs. Felix Trinidad,Oscar vs. Bernard Hopkins, But never seen anything like it that night. It was so Fucking packed like I said 200+ and it was standing room only no where to sit. Usually this club is fucking dead even on Friday and Saturday nights from my visits to this place.

It was funny every mother fucker in attendance wanted Oscar to win except for me and a couple of other dudes. I had on the Filipino boy and man did he give Oscar a beating. I didn't buy any dances as this club basically sorry as most of my favorites from here have moved on.

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Date: 10/7/2008 12:06am Whois Name: E-nuts (57)
Delete Subject: moneyright
I think its a sleaze factor. it was really cool when they used to have the curtains. I used to like that chick briana. i haven't seen her in a while. i got burned too much here and i am tired of it. i've given them too many chances.

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Date: 10/5/2008 7:07pm Whois Name: moneyrght (New)
Delete Subject: Re: Big Booty Candy
I got a dance from Candy last night as I do anytime I come in. It's a no go on the nasty stuff but DEFINITELY worth it as I'm content with just coping a feel & shes fine as fuck! Money won't persuade her I suggested a private for a few xtra $$ but it was a no go. I've gotten the impression she's not like the rest of them skanks a real down to earth smart girl so maybe that's why it doesn't bother me she's not as nasty as I'd like her to be. My recommendations aside from her.. Cinnamon is sexy more boobs than ass but I'm not really into blondes too much. Alana is very freaky & I usually always get a dance from her too I love the way she grinds her jiggly ass on me. An Seduction is another cool one with a booty at first i thought her & Candy were sisters that would have been a dream but I was mistaken. All of these girls are about the same when it comes to the nasty factor you can touch but it ain't really going beyond that.
But if you want to get REALLY freaky taste some tongue & maybe even feel the insides (fingers only) for me anyway, try some of the other girls Marylin is one that's pretty good not so cute but makes up for it in the back. This place is not my fave but there's just something that keeps bringing me back
Club 2 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 1

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Date: 10/2/2008 10:51pm Whois Name: Erick_M (2)
Delete Subject: Candy big booty
Does big booty candy give naughty lap dances? is she worth the trip to the vip?
thanks fellas ...

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Date: 9/20/2008 1:00am Whois Name: E-nuts (44)
Delete Subject: Scumbags are false advertising/ ripping off poor stupid Latinos
I came here tonight just to see what kind of skanky hoes were working tonight. Earlier while eating some tacos, i was thumbing through an "El Aviso" a latino free mag, and noticed that they had an ad for Players/Playpen in here. The ad is either very misleading or bullshit b/c it said free cover m-f with two drink min. they told me no. it was m-thurs. no where on the ad did it say m-th. these guys are scum. now I am really never going back. I don't know how they stay in business. i guess from just a few hard up PLs (like I used to be) and a bunch of slack jawed gawkers!

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Date: 9/11/2008 9:01pm Whois Name: Yoe (New)
Delete Subject: candy
Candy's ass is fake and looks fake and gross...Her attitude blows and casandra will do anything for a buck...This place blows.
Club 0 Dancers 0 Attitude 0 Nasty Factor 4

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Date: 8/15/2008 2:17am Whois Name: E-nuts (29)
Delete Subject: dancer suggestion
alana is good too. if you can catch briana, she's hot to trott, man!! also vixen if she is working there. i think the clientle is scaring all the hot chicks off.

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Date: 8/15/2008 12:35am Whois Name: louis (4784)
Delete Subject: Re: Candy
Candy works night time comes in at about 12 Midnight both Friday and Saturday night.

I also would recommend getting with "Seduction" as the rest of the girls I like and have posted about here are now long gone.

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Date: 8/14/2008 10:08pm Whois Name: Erick_M (New)
Delete Subject: Big booty CANDY
what days is candy working? day or night time? I also would like to know what dancer would you guys recommend for a good lap dance?
thank you

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Date: 7/29/2008 8:51am Whois Name: BBWLover (68)
Delete Subject: King LouASS/BBW
So no matter what it always come down to Persia SRI or Daisy SJP. Dude we are in agreement LOL. If you want an idea about a DD chest Filipina/Colombian halfie check out Genavive post at DVO board for last week. She is very sweet to me. YMMV.

BBWL

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Date: 7/28/2008 5:19pm Whois Name: louis (4748)
Delete Subject: Re: Dancers
I wouldn't consider any of them BBW, Just thick girls with curves. I know Candy is still around, But don't know about the others. I think they may have moved on.

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Date: 7/28/2008 4:55pm Whois Name: BBWLover (67)
Delete Subject: Big beautiful Women update please
Are these ladies still working here? Thanks.
Candy
Kassandra
Bailey
Scarlet
Any other BBW?

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Date: 7/11/2008 6:03pm Whois Name: BuBBaBoi (New)
Delete Subject: alana
i danced with Alana, shes great looking and gives a good dance

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Date: 7/6/2008 3:16pm Whois Name: E-nuts (20)
Delete Subject: thur Night 7-3 TR
I came out really late here since the DVNH was closing at 3am. Guy who answered the phone said there were 15 chicks. It was more like 7. All benchwarmers. Alana was the best looking thing in there and she looked kinda worn. I got a couple of dances from her. she let me lay down on the couch. not to heavy of a nfz. every now and then she would grab my fingers and bend them a little. I think she's like bipolar or something. It was fun. or maybe i was just really horny. three dances later 180, I shut the place down. I really need to go to the darkside at these rates...
Club 1.5 Dancers 2 Attitude 2.5 Nasty Factor 3

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Date: 6/17/2008 3:04pm Whois Name: aman (New)
Delete Subject: recomend?
TO ALL THE REGULARS, I'M THINKING ABOUT STOPPING BY SOON, WHO IS WORTH THE MONEY? WHO SHOULD I AVOID? SHOULD I CALL BEFORE AND ASK IF CERTAIN GIRLS ARE THERE?

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Date: 6/17/2008 12:31am Whois Name: louis (4682)
Delete Subject: Re: Enuts/ Bbw
Prices are expensive but have been with many of the girls here as I'm well known as "The of Big Booty Spending" and they do have plenty of big booty's here.

#1 Candy, Yes she is the same Candy from the old skool days with the outragious J-Lo Old Skool Big Booty that sticks way out. She is very curvy and she's half white/half puerto rican. She used to be great back in the day but seems to be more jaded now. The mileage is still somewhat high but not as high like she used to be. She is good but gets to be a little too bouncy now. I got with her recently tried the 5 for 1 for $60 Nudes which I always take my shoes off and lay all the way down like a bed and enjoyed the ride.

#2 Casandra-She is a Latina chick with VERY WIDE HIPS and big ol' booty with a nice curvy waist. She always knocks my out by placing that big booty facing my face while grinding my gameboy in a fast pace motion. Make sure you lay all the way down like a bed and take your shoes off and tell her to grind away. Some of these girls won't suggest you lay all the way down, You got to take the initiate it to make sure its ok with them which most seem to say they are ok with. It's not possible to do bed dances in the topless 5 for 1 $40 room as they are way too small couches so you got to sit up on those thats why I do nudes.

#3 Bailey-About a 5'8" black girl who is probably the curviest girl I have ever seen at a club. She normally doesn't do weekend night shifts mostly Sunday,Monday,Tuesday nights so call before you go out of your way here. She told me her waist is 28 inches while the hips are 46 so you know that is one curvy women. She provides the booty poppin' ASS shake that I normally request while I'm laying on the sofa bed while she is doing this right on top of my chest so I can kiss & slob on that big booty. She is 24 years old and very hot gal.

#4 Caramel-Has like the biggest fattest legs and the biggest booty I ever seen as she was getting bigger and bigger toward the end the last time I saw her, But she quit months ago and no longer works here from what the bartendar girl told me.

#5 Scarlett-Tall white blonde gal much older probably late 30's or even early 40's about 5'9" built something like Persia from SRI as she is a thick brick house. I did a test drive with her on the topless room unlike the others where I did sofa bed dances. She is good, But she had a little bit of a B.O. problem sort of smelled bad like not showering enough especially when I smelled her nipples up close to me. She is sweet nice gal but won't repeat with her after that 1 time.

#6 Seduction-I think she might be Armenian. A tall brunette gal somewhat curvy. She is real good, Great grind allowed me to be very grabby with her, For the most part all these girls allowed me to be very forceful with them not much defense at all.

The 5 for 1 Nudes for $60 I notice the songs are a little bit longer as the play them now for 5 minutes each instead of 3.

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Date: 6/16/2008 2:54am Whois Name: BBWLover (49)
Delete Subject: Enuts/LouAss
Louis knows this place really well. I called this afternoon to find out and test drive Louis favs. No luck! Caramel and Baily have not been sighted for weeks now. Where are these girls hiding? I had no luck either at BZebra. Melissa and Korina were not working this afternoon. Yesterday and today I called BLISS and was told that IVY is not scheduled to work. The worst one is Vintage, no day time dancers. I wanted to see that beautiful Sandy the owner but she was not in. Oh my! Louis favs are hard to get at. So for me this week end sucks. I was so frustrated that I tried DVCOI Saturday. Well, a little luck there. I got laps from blond Violet and the Amazon Harmony. Louis, she is BIG and natural tits! She tried sucking my finger to make me warm and asked if I go for VIP. I just said Not Today.

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Date: 6/15/2008 11:54pm Whois Name: E-nuts (13)
Delete Subject: this place is going down hill.
all of my favorites are disappering from here and the ones that are here are becoming boring to me. there are a couple of decent lookers left who i want to get dances from, but the bargains are better at the blue zebra, this place is a burn. maybe i try the topless here. sasha, alana, and diamond are the cuties i want to get dances from here. also candy. i don't know if this is the original candy from back in the days who does give awesome dances. I can't remember her face. lollypop is cute too. anyone have any experience here?
Club 1.5 Dancers 2 Attitude 2.5 Nasty Factor 3

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Date: 5/24/2008 4:45pm Whois Name: E-nuts (5)
Delete Subject: Sucked last night.
Return of the big booty girls! Lots of heavy lifting in there last night. And what happened to m favorites Briana and Vixen? I hear they ask the chicks to change clubs with Playpen downtown every now and then. There were a couple of cuties in there last night, but I wasn't ready to do some blind laps.

Seems like hey are making the waitresses sell drinks. I was coerced into buying a stupid bottle of water (a really small one at that) and a lemonade for $10. They need to do something about those lap prices too. A rock song won't even be in the first verse and they are calling song #2
Club 2 Dancers 2 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 5/22/2008 2:02am Whois Name: E-nuts (3)
Delete Subject: monroe
nope. too busy in the vips!

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Date: 5/19/2008 4:09pm Whois Name: Smithy (1)
Delete Subject: Monroe
Nice post E-Nuts. You recall seeing a light skinned petite black chick goes by Monroe or something like that? Gives a great dance.

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Date: 5/18/2008 4:46am Whois Name: E-nuts (2)
Delete Subject: Saturday night trip report.
I opted for good ol' Players, the place I popped my LA strip club cherry. Well, I got to first base at SRVN first, but didn't get no laps. I almost went to DVNH to check out the what seemed be be an awesome line up but figured that for five bucks more, (got a stinking card for no cover for the rest of the year) I could go see some familiar faces and be treated like I belong there. So I made the trek out to beautiful Sun Valley. Place looked packed since there was no parking close, and I walked in and my prediction was correct. It was full of the vato species of PLs.

I like this place it kinda has a sleazy je ne se quoi about it. The curtiand used to be great but now the booths are kinda lame unless you get one in the back. Some of the chicks still push it a little so that is cool.

I was approched by a semi cute chic who had a really friendly attitude, at first. I then made a comment and she kinda got weird there for a minute. I the brushed it off. She was kinda pushing me for a dance, then I figured what the hell and tried one. Bad choice. She was probably a six and had a funny build. Ok tits, but kinda danced and talked like she was on drugs or something. Her name was Sierra. Latina chick. I told her she was beautiful and she said I was lying. Weird ass chick, man. How did she know? Maybe I meant she had a beautiful personality. Well, at least one. She lied to me about getting five FULL songs for the dance price. I shoulda known. Then she had the nerve to ask me for more.

Shorty afterward, I was approached by a gorgeous mixed girl named Vixen. Beautiful face, nice rack, nice ass, and a lovely personality. I fuckoed around with her for a bit, then we made our way to the back. Oh, man, was this one good. Lotsa hard booty grinding, tit grinding, she let me suck on those luscious tits and as promised showed me how wet the holiest of holeys got! I had to get some more. Those tits made a great hat, lemme tell yeah. It was cool. Just those damn songs don't last long enough and are expensive as shit!

Again, not to long after that dance, before I even got to catch my breath I was flanked by another really cute petite what seemed to be was a latina/chinese chick. She had cute little chinesey eyes and a sweet demeanor. I couldn't say no to that face. Went to the back and got an ok dance. her petite body fit perfectly in all of my crevaces. firm body, teenie tats but cute. not a lot of milage on the first run but as the first set ended, I began to give her a back rub and she got a little friendlier. Nice moaning, and hissing, I'm a sucker for that shit. She was an angel. btw. sugar was her name. and she was just as sweet!

Probably the best I've seen it there in a while. I think the best ever. Still some gorditas there for all the bbw lovers, shit I was even thinking about doing some heavy lifting! There were like 3 really good lookers besides the ones I got with.
Club 2.5 Dancers 3 Attitude 3.5 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 5/8/2008 11:53pm Whois Name: louis (4612)
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About 90% of them are fat at night wouldn't surprised me if you find a few working during the day, But don't have time to go in daytime anyway. You should be safe at night just get valet parking as you pull up to the front it's only an extra $5 bucks, Plus security are armed and usually hang out in the front. If you are really are into BBW types then you'll be in heaven in here trust me on that.

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Date: 5/8/2008 5:15pm Whois Name: BBWLover (44)
Delete Subject: Louis
Louis, are there day time Big Booty here? I do not feel comfortable going there at night because of the neighborhood. Next time you go there please ask your faves if they have a daytime schedule. Thanks.

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Date: 5/8/2008 2:56pm Whois Name: louis (4611)
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VIP is slower, And Industrial strip-sun valley sucks and is in the middle of no where with hardly no parking spots and not much privacy in the lap rooms. Yeah I know players sucks as well do to the prices, but it's slightly better than the other two.

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Date: 5/8/2008 11:38am Whois Name: BBWLover (42)
Delete Subject: Louis and his BBooty faves
Hey, Louis take your Booty faves to VIP. I think VIP is better located with nice well lighted parking lot.

BTW, what is wrong with Industrial Strip Sun Valley? They are begging for customers. I posted for their management to hire BBooty girls so you will come running to spend money on them. LOL.

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Date: 4/29/2008 12:49am Whois Name: louis (4595)
Delete Subject: Re; Spawn
Spawn, I'm well aware of the Big Booty's this club has to offer they don't call me "The Of Big Booty Spending" for nothing. I was there myself a few weeks ago.

My main gripe about this club is the lap dance prices WAY OVERPRICED!!! Topless $40, Nudes $60 been going on since 2003 that I'm aware of.

The Mileage used to be Insane here when they had the curtains up providing much privacy for laps but those got taken away as the LAPD had the owner removed them.

The majority of girls are in the chunky to obese side so fellas don't come here if that's not your thing. To me it seems they will hire ANYTHING that is breathing if you don't believe me show up for yourself.

They do have a few gems from what Spawn said. One would be a Half White/Puerto Rican dancer by the name of CANDY. She's been around here for years check out my post on her down below from 2003. She has long dark hair has a very similar body to the Old Skool Jennifer Lopez with an ASS that sticks way out. The dances with her are well worth it just that the club is way overprices even if they play the 5 for 1's at all times it's really only 3 minutes what your getting as they do cut the songs.

I also encountered another two VERY CURVY dancers Another Latina by the name of Cassandra who is on the sensual side for the most part. The first thing though that took me off guard by her is she stood up on the sofa couch and gave me a foot job on my by placing her toes in between my dick and squeezing WTF?

Another dancer is Bailey been dancing here off and on for 6 months. She is EXTREMELY CURVY Black dancer with a very beautiful face built very pear shape. She has a nice small waist but that ASSSS is insane. I asked for her measurements she told me 38-26-45 and believe her. Her thighs are just as thick as that ASS and she gave me a nice booty poppin' show flexing her ASS muscles in front of my while she lap me.

Other than those 3 not sure who else is worth the . Was looking for an old skool Latina dancer with glasses that goes by Caramel who is an extreme pear shape dancer but the bartender girl told me she hasn't been around in 3 months sad to say

If your a big booty lover you'll love this place, But I don't recommend this club for most guys as the lap dances are well overpriced and not much lookers here better options elsewhere also doesn't help that is also in a very bad neighborhood. A PL got shot to death a few years ago in a drive by shooting right in front of this club so better off having your car get valet parking or not showing up at all.
Club 1.5 Dancers 1.5 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 4/29/2008 12:04am Whois Name: Spawn (454)
Delete Subject: E-Nuts I Agree wit U
Well my friend, I was there over the weekend and 99.9% agree with you on your trip report. Some dancers are career hustlers, just keep trying and trying till you either say yes or just give them a look they won't forget. Others just ask and walk away.

Yet! There was a Jewel in the crowd (won't mention her name), that just made my night and probably I will return to see her again! Thick body, nice TaTa's, absolutely beautiful smile and really nice personality which made you think what in the hell is she doing here? Her stage show was great, just gave her a test drive in one of those 5 4 1's Topless - Yaba Daba Dooooo!

For those that are larger than normal BOOTY lovers, this is the place for you ALA LouAss the King of Booty Spending!

The 1% difference which was a real turn off was the empty stage. The DJ would go thru 5-6 songs with no one on the stage and just got old! The philosophy in this club is, the girls would rather hustle the crowd, than go up on stage, unfortunately the management doesn't enforce this unless there is at least 1-2 people sitting at the stage. So we left!
Club 3 Dancers 3 Attitude 3.5

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Date: 2/19/2008 1:35am Whois Name: E-nuts (1)
Delete Subject: Not bad.
I stepped in about 11 pm a few lookers in the building. Mostly Hispanic and Black chicks. 60 dollars for 5 min (5 songs) kinda steep but most of the chicks are friendly. One black girl let me feed and she gave me a weak stick shift through the shorts.

another big tittied chick from san diego was a rob. i should have know better.

there was also a blonde latina in there that copped a real bad attitude with me. called me a pl and such bc she misunderstood me. kinda ruined the rest of the night.

there is a cute little mexican girl in there named briana who is a sweetie and always is busy. she is my usual stand by at this place. lets me feed, and occasionally tickles my balls with her nails. always have fun with her.

there are a few new cuties here.
Club 1.5 Dancers 3 Attitude 2.5 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 1/26/2007 1:12pm Whois Name: stripaholik (7)
Delete Subject: freaky girls
i havent been here in a while but last time i came the girls were very very freindly is the same going on nowif so ill be back soon

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Date: 12/7/2006 8:26pm Whois Name: bangrrrrr (124)
Delete Subject: Stawy away, like avoid the Bird Flu or Plague
What a dump!

On top of the place being rundown, the dances are $60 a pop and the dancers upsell you by saying that nothing will happen for $60. You have to add another $30 to get to $90 for anything to happen.

How can this place stay in business?

Stay away, it's a complete waste of time.

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Date: 11/16/2006 3:36pm Whois Name: originaledstone (1)
Delete Subject: Try it, you'll like it.
I haven't been here in a long time, several years. Appears to be owened by the same people as Play Pen. Thursday afternoon. Maybe one other customer. Approached my Mellisa (sp? - Spanish pronounciation) Since the stage was dead, I took her up on private nude dances for $60 (doesn't matter how many songs, they all clip them.) Very nice time, YMMV but I enjoyed.

None of the girls are model quality, all have a little weight, but the one I was with had a great attitude and was very accomidating.
Club 2.5 Dancers 2.5 Attitude 3.5 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 10/18/2006 4:35pm Whois Name: lh101 (2)
Delete Subject: Caramel
I saw some dude talking crap about Caramel. That is BS. She's fit...she does have small waist and lovely volupt hips. Curvy is what makes my joint do the happy dance. And that girl is one fine babe...
Club 2 Dancers 2.5 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 12/2/2005 2:27pm Whois Name: GrayMiles (2)
Delete Subject: Zen is no longer dancing
...unfortunately - she was a looker and gave a great dance - but a new boyfriend and lifestyle beckon. Britney should be returning after the middle of December, the other girls seem to change too often to keep track of them. Tried a black gal last time, had potential but I hadn't brought enough $ for an extended dance so I don't know whether she could keep my interest.

The sense of safety or security has never been a problem for me during the day shift. I admit, I kind of prefer a slightly sleazy atmosphere - the old Industrial Strip was one of my favorites - and this has that same kind of feel. Nice chairs, clean, spacious, but delightfully cheesy. Don't be surprised if no one is dancing on stage, they are not concerned about it, but the gals will be up there if someone is at the rail.

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Date: 10/3/2005 11:07am Whois Name: Capt_Ejecto (2)
Delete Subject: Where's Zen
Has anyone seen her?

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Date: 3/21/2005 2:00pm From: Whois  louis (2292)
Delete Subject: Drive by shooting
A guy got shot to death on a drive by shooting on 3-13-05 sunday morning(3:30am) while waiting outside in front of the club. He was there about to leave as the valet guy was going to bring his car up to the front.This was told to me by one of the dancers at this club.She has now move away from here and was told about this a couple of days ago. Stay away dangerous neighborhood especially at night. I will never go back!!!!

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Date: 12/28/2004 4:16pm From: Whois  Johny (17)
Delete Subject: shithole
as you can see, this place is hopping with activity...

i have this place bookmarked just to see if anyone argues that this place is better than i said. the truth is, and must be, that the patrons at this club are not compooter literate. i shit you not.

any decent club that has a zbone review will have at least a post a week, if not several a posts a day. this joint has just me.

so... foot/freeway traffic and the computer challenged (sshhh ***whispers in ear*** - laborers) are this clubs patrons. for anyone needing an educated review, by semi educated monkeys - look elsewhere.

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Date: 11/3/2004 10:59am From: Whois  jeru48 (3)
Delete Subject: Update??
Anyone been here recently? It's near my work and might want to stop by some time... Never visited.

Jeru

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Date: 6/23/2004 2:15pm From: Whois  Johny (10)
Delete Subject: shithole
Actually, there were one or two lookers during my few visits, and I am sure that either dogs or lookers alike, are capable of giving a decent dance, but I must just be spoiled, cause the ratio is just not there.

Also, yes, the club interior is not what you would expect when looking at the outside, and the location that it is in. If it wasnt for the billboard, I only wonder what type of customer base the club would draw.
Club 0.5 Dancers 0.5 Attitude 0.5 Nasty Factor 0.5

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Date: 6/15/2004 8:00pm From: Whois  Visitor (4)
Delete Subject: Too Aroused.
I wandered into this club late one night, I was thinking itís probably
not that great after reading some of the bad reviews here, the music
was way to loud and I could hardly hear the dancers voices when they
talked to me. This one cute brunette talked me into going into the
VIP area for a lap dance, She assured me that I would like it, WOW!
She was right that was one of the hottest lap dances I have ever had,
I guess I got the right Girl or something, I will no doubt come back
here again. :-)
Club 2 Dancers 3 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 4

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Date: 6/10/2004 6:21pm From: Whois  jaybe (8)
Delete Subject: Brittany and Zen
Stopped by here today as I wanted to see just how bad this club was and to my surprise two dancers that I knew from CLO are working here.
Brittany and Zen. My take on the club is that its clean and has a fair amount of privacy. It now has two great dancers as well. They work Mon, Tues. and Thurs, says. If you are a fan of either check out the club.
Club 3 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 3

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Date: 6/10/2004 3:44pm From: Whois  Johny (9)
Delete Subject: shithole
does a 0 review count? here goes again.
Club 0.5 Dancers 0.5 Attitude 0.5 Nasty Factor 0.5

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Date: 6/10/2004 3:42pm From: Whois  Johny (8)
Delete Subject: shithole
i forgot to leave my review
Club 0 Dancers 0 Attitude 0 Nasty Factor 0

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Date: 6/10/2004 3:40pm From: Whois  Johny (7)
Delete Subject: shithole
I had to go by the area again, and wondered If I should stop by, but nah... Then I thought about it again, and said to myself, why the fuck does this place have valet parking?!?

Does a kennel offer valet parking? Excuse me, I have to spit now.

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Date: 4/27/2004 4:09pm From: Whois  chubbs (23)
Delete Subject: Sad to say, but I think it's over for this club.
I use to go to this club often, as it was close to home. I frequinted less often when the lapdances went from $30 to $40 minimum. I stopped by the other day for old times sake. I usually go to the clubs on my way home from work. Before 6 p.m. it's rare to find a cover charge over $5.00. The cover is usually free if you have an ad from LA Weekly. I got there at 4 p.m. the other day and the cover was $15!!! No special event going on. No coupon offers in any papers. I very suprised. I have defended this place in the past, but I think I'm done with it now.

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Date: 12/21/2003 2:50pm From: Whois  louis (1055)
Delete Subject: Candy
This club sucks bad nothing worth seeing here except for a Latina girl name Candy she's in her early 20's with a really great PhAT ASS and some nice big oh man does she give great lap dances and knows how to work that ASS , Too bad the lowest prices for laps though they offer here is for $40, Man what a joke of a club this is.
Peace Out!!!!

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Date: 11/20/2003 1:46pm From: Whois  Johny (6)
Delete Subject: Club Sucks
I was in this club for my second time. Both times where because of business nearby. Anyway, at least during the day, this club is full of ugly hogs and dirty burnt out looking druggies. It is actually totally disgusting. The club is way over priced on all accounts. It's in the right area though. Don't waist your time coming here.

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Date: 9/4/2003 4:42pm From: Whois  pimpofalltrades (New)
Delete Subject: hoodrat hunting
i went here on a thursday afternoon n got a couple of private dances from this latina girl with glasses. Her tits werent that great but she had phuckin nice ass and satisfied my fetish for girls with eyeglasses and smackin nice asses. Anyway could anyone tell me who this caramel hoodrat be?

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Date: 8/4/2003 8:43pm From: Whois  bigone003 (New)
Delete Subject: AVA mmmmmmmmmmmmm
This is not your typical stripper. But is totally hot on and off stage. One of the most erotic lap dances I have ever recieved.
Club 3 Dancers 4 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 4

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Date: 7/9/2003 2:53pm From: Whois  Swingboy (476)
Delete Subject: Is Zen still with Denise?
The two were a package deal at Players and then again at CLO; d'you know if Denise is back at CLO? Or back at Players? Or anywhere?

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