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Date: 11/26/2011 1:06pm Whois Name: gore818 (New)
Delete Subject: nelia
hey camrads does anyone know nelia the hot latina she was hot a little chunky but ok man i miss her at times she she needed a little work down there but she was ok i use to see a lot from down the street but i havent seen her does she work at 7557?

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Date: 10/28/2011 1:55pm Whois Name: Truthful (68)
Delete Subject: Thieving Valet Alert!
Heads up!

The valet ("George" or "Jorge") at this club stole a dancer's ID, valuables and articles of clothing from her car--after disappearing with her car keys for 6 hours on Wednesday evening (10/26/2011).

The cops were summoned and took a report yesterday but the criminal genius has no evidence against him besides the obvious circumstances. Even dope boys have complained before about their stashes being lighter after this guy takes their keys and parks their rides, lol.

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Date: 10/19/2011 7:59pm Whois Name: Cognoscente Z-VIP Member (1316)
Delete Subject: Wassup
7+5+5+7 = 24
2+4 = 6
6 = how many months before this place bellys up.

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Date: 10/19/2011 12:16pm Whois Name: MemphisT (New)
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Date: 6/21/2011 11:54am Whois Name: bruno (410)
Delete Subject: re: father's night
That don't sound good. I haven't been back to this place in a few years, but I remember back then they usually had a decent amount of HOT skinny chics working there mixed in with the usual GORDITAS. Fridays and Sundays there were best.

Speaking of hot chics, anyone know if BECCA still works there?

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Date: 6/20/2011 6:57pm Whois Name: Erip Z-VIP Member (406)
Delete Subject: Fathers' Night
Stopped in last night and shocked to see the weekend $10 cover charge now extended to 6 nights per week. Only Monday is free entry. Seems like loco business for a working class latino bikini bar, but the place can draw a crowd. Felt like walking away as I did last time I stopped by, but feeling stupid, my wingman and I sucked up the cover charge and walked in anyway - to a sparsely crowded club but some undeniably interesting talent along with the usual 7557 Sumo Dancer crew.

What the hell, a very good time broke out over a couple of hours with my 2 favs from Guadalajara, so I don't regret paying the cover, but I still think this is club suicide - maybe they can change the name to that. All but one of the dancers I talked to said the cover was killing their business and they would be looking for other venues even if it means they gotta let the beaver out and throw a little cochino into their lap dances. If it goes this way they might perhaps change the name to Club Sumo after all the flacas relocate.

But still, hard to believe but I'm still enjoying this club where the girls stay fully clothed and security has me handcuffed for laps.

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Date: 4/17/2011 9:23pm Whois Name: Benn Z-VIP Member (2024)
Delete Subject: One More Thing
Speaking of Luna

There used to be a girl at this club 7557, named Luana, a small ,very friendly , Latina who gave very intense lap dances. I had her on one of my top five lap dancers of the year lists a few years back.
If she is still here, look her up

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Date: 4/17/2011 9:14pm Whois Name: Benn Z-VIP Member (2022)
Delete Subject: Sippin
Wiz You are one of the nice folks around here. I have met a few. In fact Erip (also a nice guy) and myself must go back ten years or so. Glad the old folks are mingling with the new. Now where are cerahas and saxbeat?

By the way, this club is making a big mistake charging admisission. Look its not a nude club where everyone nurses a worthless soda for an hour and a half. Its a bar, and watching naked women is always an excuse to buy another drink. Hell a hot waitress is an excuse to buy another drink.
FMIAF ... up.. glass of poison anyone?

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Date: 4/17/2011 7:22pm Whois Name: THE_WIZ (667)
Delete Subject: Erip
I gotta agree with u Kitty is a hottie, to me one of the best looking girls there but its ashame about the whole top thing. Many PLs have complained about her on the board due to that but a good buddy of mine Milk took her for a half and said the top came right off. Who knows maybe it only comes off in the half hours.

Little side note: she did come from DVO which as u know they only do bikini dances there so that could explain the whole top not coming off thing

Sucks u fell for Keiko again. A buddy of mine told me about his experience with her and the whole upselling thing and now you're saying the same thing. Not Good!!! Well at least u had a good time with the waitresses and of course La Luna


P.S. Benn I'm not bored

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Date: 4/17/2011 5:39pm Whois Name: Benn Z-VIP Member (2021)
Delete Subject: Moonbeam
Erip.. I feel the same way. I dont get out much anymore, but if and when I do I get 80% of my dances from that little hottie. She is fast closing in on my favorite of all time. I certainly have never been so exclusive with anyone EVER in the past. This has been going on for over two years and I have not gotten tired of her. Funny thing. I speak very little Spanish. Almost none.... and yet we can visit for fifteen minutes at a time and comunicate just fine.

FMIAF ... Sorry to post this on the wrong board, but I am boring people on the Vu board with the same shit .

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Date: 4/17/2011 2:14pm Whois Name: Erip Z-VIP Member (400)
Delete Subject: Wiz
Thanks for your reply Wiz. Going to clubs last night was completely unplanned - so not hooked up with enough cash and my PL Pros to get very serious about it.

After walking away from 7557 we dialed up the RRB and saw Luna was working at DV. I was a DV regular way back in the day but quit for many years. Became amigos with Luna at VIP and so now I stop in at DV now and then to practice my spanish with her while holding her tight! And with it being a full moon last night, I guess it was destiny.

We had a great time at the Vu, but not because of any dances I had except for a couple with La Luna. My vet's instincts abandoned me and I ended up getting crap dances from 3-4 dancers - crap for a jaded old perv but maybe not for a rookie or a domestically challenged perv trying to behave.

Wanted to hit adorable Dazzle but she was hiding all night. Super cute Kitty basically turned me down - don't think that's ever happened before. Told me she doesn't go topless when she laps. I took that as a rejection. If she's on the level which I doubt, she was at least telling me to expect minimum mileage if I took her for a "bikini" dance. As cute as she is I could have handled that, but not if she didn't want to be there. Made the horrendous mistake of saying yes to Keiko (sp?) for the 2nd time - didn't recognize her and so was subjected to her fagetaboutit upselling for the 2nd straight visit to the club.

I did meet and enjoy hanging with several dancers and waitresses (damn they are cute), but those I went to the back with all disappointed - except Luna, but I love her so much she could read me Bible verses for my lap dollars and I'd still get lap readings from her.

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Date: 4/17/2011 1:45pm Whois Name: THE_WIZ (664)
Delete Subject: Erip
Erip what's up man how's it going? Don't take Trevor's posts too serious. I've noticed that him along with Gator, Shootingguard, and Colleague have been posting on boards no one ever goes on. I have a feeling that they're the same poster

Trevor Gator Shootingguard Colleague

Anyways so 7557 now has a cover charge on the weekends? I don't think that's a smart move at least for a bikini bar and what's this I see u went to DVNH last night. I was there last nigh with one.of my buddies xmendez. Maybe one of these days we'll bump into each other


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Date: 4/17/2011 11:16am Whois Name: Erip Z-VIP Member (398)
Delete Subject: Cover on weekends
Trevor, are you joking asking for a roll call for a club that gets 5 posts per year?

Dropped over last night with a friend to discover that they've been imposing a $10 door charge on Friday and Saturday nights for about a month. Sorry, not about to pay cover charges to enter a bikini bar which makes a nice living selling booze at 500% markup. This represents raw greed to me and the club isn't so damn crowded on non-fight nights that they need to weed out the cheap charlies so the paying customers have a place to sit. For me, cover charge in SoCal = Panochita on stage and a nice scrotum massage in the lap dances.

The place is doing well and I'm happy for that and it has been pretty decent when I've come in on a few Sunday nights in recent months (see reviews on ZBB). But we gave them some fodder for changing their policy and took the bucks we would have spent there over to DVNH.

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Date: 12/29/2010 5:05am Whois Name: BillRizor (51)
Delete Subject: Noteworthy dancers
Porsha the pornstar used to work here. Haven't seen her in a while and maybe she's quit the biz.

Dianna and her cousin (who's name escapes me)
Sasha, white girl with glasses
Luna, petite latina
Adriana, thin Mexican chick with bleached blonde hair
Some cute asians (who's names also escapes me)

The female bartenders are hot and friendly also. One is a white girl the other is a latina.

Security has gotten a little more vigilent in the lap area than in the past. But overall, they're pretty cool.

This is the place to go for a few drinks, some bikini dances, and shoot pool. This place isn't for mileage (inside the club that is).

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Date: 11/22/2010 6:50pm Whois Name: pole_position (6)
Delete Subject: Kobe88
Can you give me a description of Selma/Daphne? I hit this club once or twice a month and I'll see if I can find any thing out.

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Date: 11/11/2010 9:11pm Whois Name: THE_WIZ (232)
Delete Subject: Selma/Daphne
Kobe88 I don't think we're gonna get an answer shit look at when the last post was made 3/5/2010 but let's hope someone does answer. Someone over on the Sam's board posted that she got married and if that's true, who knows maybe she quit the business


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Date: 11/11/2010 8:08am Whois Name: kobe88 (590)
Delete Subject: Re: Selma/Daphne
Anyone know if Selma/Daphne from Sam's Hofbrau is still here?

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Date: 3/5/2010 8:50pm Whois Name: pole_position (3)
Delete Subject: bikini bar
yeah, it still is

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Date: 2/27/2010 5:59pm Whois Name: schleprock8 Z-VIP Member (127)
Delete Subject: Is This Still
a bikini bar?

From the outside it just looks like a Latino bar.

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Date: 8/7/2009 11:27pm Whois Name: blackwind Z-VIP Member (261)
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Deja vu industry home of the 10$ dances

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Date: 10/26/2008 2:42am Whois Name: E-nuts (65)
Delete Subject: Trip Report Sat. 10-25
I came out here to check out the vibe. It's pretty cool if you don't mind a working class Latino/Chicano scene. To me, it seemed kinda like a sports bar meets a Latino dive bar meets a bikini club. There are some decent looking chicks. All scantly clad and friendly for the most part. Beers aren't too pricey, $5 for an import. everyone there seemed to be minding there own business and having a good time. I was approached by a couple of girls, but the one that caught my eye was a Chinese girl named LD. She has a petite frame, a tiny accent, and a sweet demeanor. I got a couple of laps from her, (only $20!) no nudity, but a great grind! This one is a winner and I think I'll definitely be back.
Club 2.5 Dancers 3 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 2.5

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Date: 10/20/2008 4:19am Whois Name: johnny1983 (New)
Delete Subject: dancer
hey does any one know the name of a dancer that has a tatto of a tribal tatto on her lower back really fine girl wanted to find her name or what time she works.. thanks!!!

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Date: 10/8/2008 7:57pm Whois Name: Spawn (497)
Delete Subject: Finally Some One Gets It!
Charliehorse - THANK YOU~! I hate corporate clubs! I've been coming to Club 7557 since it opened and always had a fun time.

At the VU the upselling Sucks big time, and the drink hussle at the Rhinos - Sucks just as much! Plus all the Friggin rules of what you wear and what you can't wear!

What I just don't get is how guys complain about paying $20 to get into DVNH or SRVN, butt in reality every dance you do you give almost 1/2 to the club. The dancers have to tip out! Not to mention to the bartender, DJ and sometimes the floaters, so your goes where? Not at 7557! The girls pay a fee to work, and keep what we give them - Simple!

Same thing at Nicolas in East LA, we have a blast going there, it's a bit of a drive, full bar, topless stage dances and Bikini Lap dances!!! The Laps are off the charts!

So find the smaller clubs, save your and cum back for another day!
Club 3.5 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 2 Nasty Factor 3

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Date: 10/8/2008 5:05pm Whois Name: charleyhorse (62)
Delete Subject: Saturday night visit
I second Scarab4's motion, I was at this club on Saturday around 10pm, there's quite a few good looking dancers, I was at Blue Zebra a few weeks ago, this club's lineup is way better. Now there is no cover charge to get in, and $10 buys you a full song (3 1/2+ minutes long), the bouncer/security won't bother you unless you are too obvious. I had lap dances with a cutie named Mariah, angel face and knockout body, I left with a big smile, I am also tired of the Vu's and Rhinos and due to the economics this is an excellent option. Food and full bar drinks available is another plus.

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Date: 9/17/2008 4:39pm Whois Name: all_in (New)
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hey there well just want to invite u all to a party saturday at this club!!!
Club 3 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 3.5 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 7/4/2008 4:04pm Whois Name: saxinlasvegas (65)
Delete Subject: Friday night happy hour
Good TR El T! I think Friday night about 6-9 is best because a lot of chicas work here then for the after-work payday crowd. The attitudes of the dancers are okay but I agree they are sometimes not too motivated. During these hours, they at least try to keep the stage show going. The real bitch is the parking is five bucks! I don't pay it, but look for a safe place on the street either in front of the club or one block south in the industrial area west of Woodley. Just don't park there too long! This is a great place to start a Friday night for more serious business elsewhere. Have had good laps there from Natasha.

I agree with El Tecalote, the post before his was a shill. But I know his posts to be straight-forward and accurate.

Club 3 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 0.5

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Date: 5/14/2008 11:07pm Whois Name: el_tecolote (181)
Delete Subject: Shill alert (pero no importa)!
I'd bet ReadyMan is a shill - lots of signs of that in *his* post. What stands out most is the comment that there were lots of attractive dancers on a Tuesday afternoon. I'll check out a mid-week weekday myself asap and apologize if I see a decent working cast on hand. But based on my experience over several years of coming to this club, I call bullshit! Most of the dayshifts I've seen have either been completely devoid of dancers, or there were a few generally unpleasing ones around, albeit providing good companionship if you are open minded about who you're hanging with.

I like this club - really I like the club more for what it used to be and could be again. I started coming here along with sister club Alameda Strip in South L.A. because I
subscribe to latinas - the less assimilated and less English speaking the better. So these two clubs were the places to go. The laps are pretty damned good for $10 both in quality and length, but mileage can be severely limited depending on who is working security or how much heat the club is taking.

I went to the club late Sunday night for the first time in months. There was an OK number of lookers, including a couple of cute asians - but the stage was empty for a full hour after I arrived despite dancers walking around with nothing to do. I come to this club for latino atmosphere, but more and more that means L.A. cholo and not Mexico or latin america. The gringo DJ played mostly aggressive hip hop and reggaeton. During better days at this club you'd here more latino music - cumbia, salsa, latin pop and yes, norteno. Now the ugly sounds are taking over - fine if you like the shit but not what I want to hear in a club that is supposed to provide south of the border atmosphere. AS has done a better job sticking to the program and it is a much more cheerful place, with generally more chicas and more buzz.

7557 dancers are getting sharky and professional - a few hot ones wandering around with nothing to say but "wanna dance?" Moving on and sitting alone staring into space if they get no bites when they could be cultivating a client.

Security guys I never saw before and they were way too active walking through the dance area. Security activity is cyclical and the cycle now is BAD!

But 7557 still has its charms and I was happy to see the beautiful waitress/dancer Jezebel waitressing. She's the franchise - everybody knows and loves her, an annoying
impediment to having her all to myself. I also met an amazing transplant from Michoacan (no, not Detroit) named Adriana. This chica has got it all - great looks, personality, intelligence and delivers just about the best lap you can buy here. She's really nice but knows how hot she is and is happy to tease frustrated customers who enjoy her company and dances, but like me have got to want to swallow her whole when all she offers is a taste. TJ here I come!

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Date: 5/3/2008 4:49am Whois Name: ReadyMan (1)
Delete Subject: WOW!
This bar is PHENOMENAL!
I walked in after work, on a Tuesday afternoon, not expecting much. BOY was I wrong.
First-I LOVE Latinas and this bar has the finest selection I've ever seen-dark, light, thin, curvy-you name it, they got it.
Second, I got a Jack and Coke and a beer, both were pretty cheap and even though the bartender was a dude, he was totally cool and fast. As soon as my drink was empty he was right there.
Last, all I can say is that the laps are SWEEET! At $10 a pop, you can't go wrong, and let me tell ya, bikini and all, it doesn't matter. I bought like 10 in a row from this girl who works days named Siren. Her dance was slow and hot but she did something I never had done before-she talked to me. I mean dirty talked in my ear like I have never been talked to before. Wow. If you're ever there, go see her. You will NOT be disappointed.
Club 3.5 Dancers 4 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 3

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Date: 1/17/2008 1:49pm Whois Name: saxinlasvegas (63)
Delete Subject: Short Trip Report
I came here for the first time last Sunday and, though I'm not much for bikini bars, it's got a laid back neighborhood bar feel. Beers are 5 bucks and there is a bar the length of the club and a stage on the opposite side of the room almost as long. The stage has two poles. There is a DJ in a booth near the door and a couple of pool tables on the side.

The dancers are friendly, almost all are Latinas. The waitress I talked to was a white woman, very nice, but not a dancer. They serve sandwiches, snacks, etc. but I didn't order so don't know how the food is. The lap area is a long bench on the side and dances (bikini only, no touching, apparently) are $ 10. Didn't hear any specials announced while I was there.

There were two security guards at the front who roamed inside and outside the door. Didn't look too friendly but didn't hassle me either. For the guy who complained about the parking, there are some spaces outside the building on Saticoy, but you have to walk around to the entrance.

The best dancer I saw there, and the prettiest, was Natasha. She also works at Star Strip 2 near Silver Lake where there aren't the ABC restrictions and she can give a great show.
Club 2.5 Dancers 3 Attitude 3.5

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Date: 12/18/2007 7:22pm Whois Name: hollywood-eddy (New)
Delete Subject: Parking is joke !!!!
These dumb ass Valet guys are charging you five dollars to park your own car, What kind of shhhhhhh is that? Maybe the times have just changed and I'm getting old really fast. Last I remember, Valet takes your car and keys and hands you a ticket, then when you leave you give the ticket back and they give you car right? anyways the outcome was that I got back in my car (which I parked myself) and went to another club. I won't stop unless the valet is NOT there.
Club 2 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 2.5 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 10/2/2007 5:58pm Whois Name: grego9877 (4)
Delete Subject: Not Bad (for what it is)
I was at Club 7557 recently; I'd been there once before, but this was first time I've been there under the new name.

This Bikini Bar is kind of a dive (getting frisked at the door was a clue; on the other hand, it's nice to know there's real security and that you are probably safe), but once inside the drinks and food are reasonably priced and the girls are nice.

There is a small "valet parking" area in the back and plenty of nearby un-metered parking on the street. There's no cover charge. It's got a full bar, some pool tables, and a single stage surrounded by small tables. The food is standard bar fare. The lap dances are ten dollars for a single, fairly long song, and are given in an area to the right of the stage that is partially blocked from the view of others in the club.

As for the girls, they all seemed friendly, with zero attitude. There were no great lookers in the bunch, but no turn offs either (what they really need to do is get their girl bartender on the stage -- she's a knock out).

As far as the "Nasty Factor" goes, it's a bikini bar, so from the start there's not much chance of things getting really crazy. The girl who danced for me was open minded, but at one point the security guy came over and very politely and apologetically told me to keep my hands away from her backside (a little embarassing, but he was nice about it and, what the hell, I can't keep track of all the different rules in different places, let alone who really enforces them).

Overall, I'd say Club 7557 gives pretty good value for what it is and for the price.
Club 3 Dancers 2.5 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 0.5

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Date: 5/2/2007 1:04am Whois Name: Eusebio (New)
Delete Subject: Club 7557
Unfortunatly, the Club is not what it use to be...
The private dance area is now more lit. I remember the good old days before the uproar You couldn't see what was going on in there ;-)

The girls are nice & so are the waitresses. Overall it's still ok but not great as before!

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Date: 11/30/2006 1:13pm Whois Name: charleyhorse (28)
Delete Subject: cheap lap dances
Is this club still offering cheap bikini lap dances like before the name change or is it just a bar/restaurant to go with your significant other?? Please I want the facts from somebody who's been at this club recently.

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Date: 10/3/2006 4:16pm Whois Name: happybug (1)
Delete Subject: Valley Strip

My name is Ashley. Hope someone remembers me since I've only worked there a few times. I really like to work at this club. It's such a great atmosphere. I hope to be coming by to work there again soon. Just wanted to say "Hello" to everyone. If anybody remembers me at all then hit me up.


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Date: 9/5/2006 10:44pm Whois Name: el_tecolote (89)
Delete Subject: Thanks Spawn!
The name change is an excellent idea because one thing that doesn't go on in this club is any stripping. A friend from out of town who has come to enjoy this club when he comes to L.A. started calling it "Valley Non-Strip".

Anyhow, very happy to hear that the situation remains intact. Thanks again Spawn!

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Date: 9/4/2006 2:39pm Whois Name: Spawn (346)
Delete Subject: Same Babe Just a New Dress
el_tecolote, security told me it's the same owners just a new name! The same 3 security guys are still there from day 1...

Since the club had a visit or two from LE, some of the girls have gone in different directions, Luna is back at Club OZ or whatever they will call it since SR officially took over Sept. 1st.

Been there on off nights Tue. & Wed. not much happening, couple of dancers each night.

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Date: 9/2/2006 3:39pm Whois Name: el_tecolote (87)
Delete Subject: Info please?
So what's going on at this location? Spawn...anyone? Is it the former Valley Strip with new owners and new name or something different?

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Date: 7/26/2006 7:12pm Whois Name: fxcastil (21)
Delete Subject: Easy Target for Police
Wild ass teenagers on the street do a hell of a lot more damage than a women on a man's lap. I which the police were as effective as getting rid of punk gangs, which really fuck up a city and this effects way more people.

I do not understand why this strip club was such a target for police. Maybe the local church groups and lonely women do not want horny men to enjoy themselves. Or the owners of the club did not pay the right politicians.

Well I least I enjoyed this place a few times before the hammer fell.


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Date: 7/21/2006 9:18pm Whois Name: Spawn (334)
Delete Subject: place on Sherman Way / Valley Strip Adios
Charleyhorse, I'm sorry to report, not more than 4 hours ago there were a whole bunch of demonstrators outside of Secret Desires, so unfortunately not all is calm!!!

As for Valley Strip, Yep it's history and now as reported earlier "Club 7557" Bar & Grill and there was a huge number of cars and people standing to get in! I will check it out in the near future

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Date: 7/21/2006 10:48am Whois Name: charleyhorse (13)
Delete Subject: place on Sherman Way
The place on Sherman Way is called Secret Desires and it's an adult shop,(toys, videos, etc.) and it opened 2 weeks ago, there were some demonstrators against it for a few days but all is calm now. It is not a Strip club.

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Date: 7/21/2006 10:13am Whois Name: Johnnyboy_420 (8)
Delete Subject: name change
the club has changed it name to 7557 club,or something like that... to stoned to remember. any info on a spot on sherman way and a little west of hayvenhurst?????

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Date: 7/19/2006 8:45am Whois Name: Johnnyboy_420 (7)
Delete Subject: TR
Made a trip on monday...I've never been there during the day. Not bad,the girls were 7's. Got a handfull of dances from ema. While i was getting dances, securty never walked by or any thing like that.
Club 3.5 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 7/15/2006 5:54pm Whois Name: Spawn (331)
Delete Subject: valley strip security problem ANSWER
Rumor has it that LE paid an unannounced visit and some of the dancers got caught with their hands in the cookie jar!

Meaning they got BUSTED while that famous song was playing "You Can't Touch This"!!!!!!! Hit The Fan!

So hence, Security will now sit in the Lap Dance area and Baby sit everyone! Until all the dust settles

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Date: 7/14/2006 11:18pm Whois Name: funandsun (31)
Delete Subject: valley strip security problem
yep i have stopped going their and returned one time last week to see the security guy has a chair right in the middle of the laps...stayed about 20 minutes and headed to the vu...used to go to this place twice a week...something must have happened to change the policy..the worst in the valley....
Club 2 Dancers 2.5 Attitude 0.5 Nasty Factor 0

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Date: 7/12/2006 3:15pm Whois Name: comeon83 (1)
Delete Subject: anyone been here lately?
and what is the situation with the security watching the dances

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Date: 6/19/2006 4:50pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (816)
Delete Subject: In Your Face Security During A Dance
To avoid such the future one may want to try my old haunt...KH. There's a 5.00 cover after 6 PM. Dances over there are also 10.00....and the songs are full lenght...but there's no NFZ Rule to worry about most importantly! It may verry well be a long trek from the SFV to the South Bay of coruse...but if you're williing to make may find that trek to be fun!

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Date: 6/19/2006 4:10pm Whois Name: Benn Z-VIP Member (1353)
Delete Subject: MPs
Spawn.. Could your girl Luna, be my girl Luanna? Talk about security? last time I was there I went over to the lap dance area with Luanna. TWO uniformed guards came over to watch. It was awful. The girl was so out of synch and so was I. How sad, because less than two months ago, this girl rocked me harder than almost anyone ever has at DVNH.... for ten bucks a song. Long ones too.

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Date: 6/19/2006 12:06pm Whois Name: Spawn (323)
Delete Subject: My 2 Cents on the Security Crackdown
I agree 100% completely with el_tecolote's post below!

My friend and arrived around 10pm Saturday night, was kind of surprised how easy it was to park on the street. Stood in line for the customary Pat Down by security, walked in the door and found exactly what el_tecolote was talking about.

One chica named Barbara had an incredible body, tall, tanned, stacked and nice tight booty, beautiful smile and she mastered 2 words in English...Dance? ThanX! When the next song starts, she has positioned herself with her back to you, pinning you to the seat, and she just keeps going, since she was smokin hot, I let her get away this time for the second song, but was prepared with GRACIAS on the next break! She smiled, paid her and she said ThanX!

But as el_tecolote said below, while we did the dances Security was doing their job and was right in your face! Thank God Barbara had her 36C's buried in my face, so I didn't have to look at the uniformed goons!

Overall display of babes was around the scale of 7-9's, something for everybody! As would be luck, Luna took the night off! I did 2 more dances with 2 more chicas, they also complained about security! One said in perfect english, "I'm not going to something stupid, but if your uncomfortable, so am I and that dosn't make for a fun lap dance"! Let's say, my friend and I are going back to see this babe, she was pleasant, cute, and had fun laps!

The only real major problem I have with this club is, that they have the Smoke machine ON all the time all around the stage. Wheather it's Oil based or water based, I'm just not a happy lapper breathing that smoke!! It might make the lights look real pretty, but does nothing for our lungs!

All in all, since it's the Best Bang for your Buck, we will still be going back every so often!
Club 3 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 3

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Date: 6/3/2006 2:03pm Whois Name: el_tecolote (76)
Delete Subject: Security Crackdown
I have really enjoyed this club since it opened, but have only been there a couple of times this year - both on off nights. Last night (Friday) it was crowded with hot latina dancers and not as big a crowd of hombres as you would expect on Friday. The chicas were complaining and many going home early...but great opportunities for the customers. I got lots of lovin' and propositions from the amigas I've already made there - like a reunion of sorts given my absence.

Only problem was that the usual relaxed security attitude here towards monitoring lap dances has fully reversed itself and the uniformed guards (who are nice guys doing what they are told to do) are right there in your face while you get dances. They even shooed a chica off my lap when she was keeping me company at a table.

Another amiga told me that undercover law enforcement have been working the club and there is alot of paranoia and drama. I don't really get it because it isn't as if this club was operating outlaw at any time unless contact lap dances are not permitted period in clubs that sell alcohol. The dancers here are very talented at making the most of the little that lap dance partners are permitted to do in a club like this. Guys can't touch but the girls know how to make a $10 lap dance an extremely rewarding entertainment. That hasn't changed with all of this uniformed supervision. That's why I don't get the need to charge the atmosphere with all of this ugly goon imagery. The worst thing that ever happens here is a handful of guys taking liberties in touching the girls - it didn't happen much but even when it did it was still tame by L.A. SC standards.

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Date: 6/2/2006 2:12pm Whois Name: bangrrrrr (52)
Delete Subject: Best word to describe this place, spartan.....
Man, this place is about as basic as it gets. There's a bar, there's a stage and there are some vinyl clad chairs. That's it. It is bare bones brother. It's way too bright, a couple of the customers were starting to scrap with each other and it still makes sense.

I have fun here nontheless.

Some of the funniest dancers I've ever hung out with work here.

Also, if you want to change it up after going to the Rouge, hit this place. Beware, it can be really dead on the off nights.

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Date: 5/20/2006 3:02am Whois Name: Johnnyboy_420 (1)
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last night was the bomb... got some nice laps from some latina's.. not bad @ $10 a dance... full songs.. 3-4 mins.. adds up, if you know what i mean... nice lookers.. hope to be bac soon.. funny "how, when the cats away, the dogs play"
Club 4 Dancers 4 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 4

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Date: 4/11/2006 4:12pm Whois Name: charleyhorse (12)
Delete Subject: friday visit to valley strip
I visited this club for the first time on Saturday around 9pm, the place was packed, mostly hispanics (I am one of them) there was no cover charge at the entrance, they serve liquor since this is a bikini bar, I played pool with my friends for a while and then watched the dancers, there's all kinds, whites, latinas, african-americans, most of them are 7's and 8's, and a few ugly ones too, this is the best deal in town with $10 lap dances and with the right girl your money goes a long way at this place, I was lucky enough to find the right girl, a young latina, and I got like 10 dances with lots of grinding in the right places, I left with a smile on my face and with an open invitation to come back pretty soon (now I know her schedule). Sorry guys, no names, I want to keep her for myself.
Club 3 Dancers 2.5 Attitude 3.5 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 3/19/2006 11:23am Whois Name: bangrrrrr (43)
Delete Subject: Great post fxcastil
Every dancer should be handed this information on a laminated card before they start working at a club.

I've heard a lot about this place and I'm thinking I'll check it out tonight although it sounds like it might be dead on a Sunday.

Happy lapping.

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Date: 3/15/2006 5:28pm Whois Name: stevetaylor (23)
Delete Subject: Nice Place to Stop
Stopped in after a meeting in Encino and had a great time. Like everyone says, the drinks are cheap, the laps are good and cheap and the girls are nice. In spite of its name, this isn't a strip club. It's a bikini bar. Still I got a little peak in the lap area and it makes the girls a lot nicer.

Don't go in the afternoon, dancing doesn't start until later and it takes a while for them to get going.

There were four dancers at around 9:00. One really high and mighty latina girl with no boobs, two other latinas and a black girl. I chose the black girl as a personal preference since she had the biggest boobs. I got a very good grind for just $10.

This is a great place to blow some cash.
Club 3 Dancers 4 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 1.5

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Date: 3/15/2006 2:15pm Whois Name: fxcastil (11)
Delete Subject: A lesson for the dancers
Was there on a Tuesday night the club was slow but I guess for a Tuesday night this should be expected.

There were about eight dancers working that night. I have to give these girls a quick lesson about working as a dancer
(if they want to make any money).

A few simple things for dancers to do while working.

1) When a customer gives you a tip while you are dancing. After you get off the stage go by his table and say thank you with a smile.

2) Do not just go by a table and ask the customer for a lap dance, that technique will not work very well. Sit down and have a conversation with him and see if he seems interested in you. Use you female charm to entice him, this does not mean being pushy. I notice the older dancers seem to know this much better than the younger dancers. If you do not know what entice means look it up in the dictionary, also see temptation, enchantment, captivation, allure and charm.

2) Do not bring your boyfriend with you to work. Do not sit with him and have drinks then get dressed and go outside with him to smoke and make out. Then come back and stand around doing nothing.

3) Do not hang out with the other dancers and complain about the customers in the club.

4) If you are in a bad mood just stay home , because you will only lose any new prospective customers. A smile and good attitude are very important.

5) Remember you need your customers and if you provide good service they will keep coming back. This applys to all types of jobs.


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Date: 3/8/2006 10:38am Whois Name: gca (10)
Delete Subject: Re: Early afternoon at VS
Thanks Spawn... I will check it out in the next week or two. I will give a report after my visit.

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Date: 3/7/2006 3:52pm Whois Name: Spawn (311)
Delete Subject: Early afternoon at VS
Buenos Dias GCA!

Look at trip reports:

9/23/2005, 9/29/2005, 10/02/2005

The girls kind of drift in on their own schedule during the day, sort of hit and miss. The food is great! The best part like el_tecolote mentions, is that the dancers will sit with you and have a good time (maybe at the cost of a drink or two), butt when they get to know you, it makes for fun laps!

Security is present at the front door, and he kind of keeps an eye towards the lap area, generally if you give him no reason to get off of his chair, he won't!

Better yet, why don't you make a visit, and give us a short trip report!
Club 3.5 Dancers 4 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 3/7/2006 12:04pm Whois Name: gca (9)
Delete Subject: Weekdays
That's great... How is the action during the weekdays in the afternoon? I was thinking about visiting the place during my lunch hour.

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Date: 3/5/2006 9:50pm Whois Name: Spawn (310)
Delete Subject: Bravo Benn
You are 100% correct!

My friend and I showed up around 10:15pm Sat., parked down the street, gave a smiling salute to the security guard, went in and had a BLAST!

The girls are really friendly, ask usually with a smile for a lap dance and if you say NO!, they try in the cutest way to convince you, you won't be sorry!

No pressure for drinks, priced resonably and like you said, $10 lap for 3-4 minute lap dance and if you stay for 3-4 the grindage goes up BIG TIME!

Let me know when you will be there again, and we'll have that beer we were suppose to have a month or two ago!

A Hit for 2006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Club 3.5 Dancers 4 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 3/5/2006 1:19am Whois Name: Benn Z-VIP Member (1274)
Delete Subject: Hit of 2006
If you give people a reason to come back, they will. This place can not miss. Booze, girls, good stage shows, laps (long and at a good price), good attittudes all around. Its a nice big place where you can go and actually feel like you went out. The only problem I see at all is parking. The place really packs em in like the old, old Bobs.
I do not see how this joint can fail. No one can touch it. The only other place that would have a chance is The Wet Spot/Exposed, but the nude club, Exposed is more of a clip joint than a fun place to go.
In the new modern times, where you cant talk to three girls without two of them complaining that they arent getting rich at their highly valued profession, this place is a delite. Every single girl that I saw had a positive attitude and most seemed to be doing OK money wise. I have never understood why some dancers think it is their right to get rich as a stripper. It is their right I guess, but really a dancer is a dancer. Make some cash, be happy and you can last for awhile. I am willing to bet, that this place will not have a high turnover of dancers. They are just too happy.
The Valley Strip is the real deal. Its all about having a good time with lots and lots of girls to help you. A ten dollar four minute song is a good value no matter what is going on. A pretty girl is a pretty girl in any language, though English is not a problem AT ALL. This club will be the hit club of 2006.

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Date: 2/21/2006 4:00pm Whois Name: gca (6)
Delete Subject: Need Info
Is that true the dancers dont dance until 4pm? Is there any type of action during lunch hour?

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Date: 2/21/2006 3:01pm Whois Name: fxcastil (7)
Delete Subject: I agree with Spawn
I second the opinions of Spawn this place is a good club at a good price and a no pressure environment. Unfortunately this club is not closer to home. I wish I could remember the names of dancers I met so I could recommend them.


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Date: 2/21/2006 1:24pm Whois Name: Spawn (301)
Delete Subject: Babes, Babes and More Babes
My friend and I came in last weekend, late saturday evening had a really fun time! There was all over the place and for you ala LouAss style, plenty of that too!

The laps were only $10 FULL Songs compared to $40 for a NUDE lap dance (at other clubs) for a song cut to 2 1/2 minutes and then there is that whine WHERE is my TIP???

Here the girls keep all the !!! So 1/2 of your dosn't go to support the gready already rich club owners we won't mention! And the best part is after the song / lap dance the dancer will sit and talk with you for a few minutes and then it's off to the next lap!

The unique part of this mostly Latin club is that the both DJ's (I've seem) and 3 BIG security guys are all white guys that speak minimal Spanish! Juan the manager is a really nice guy and like Sax(give me a drink)Beat said, if Juan see's you empty handed he will come over ask if you need a drink, and you will get one real fast!!!

SaxBeat your mini trip report is 100% correct, great place to warm up, have some drinks and maybe go to another club! The $64 Million dollar question, what other club???
Club 3.5 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 3.5

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Date: 1/21/2006 6:50am Whois Name: Spawn (295)
Delete Subject: ELEKTRA1
My friends and I have a real soft spot for Asian dancers, when do you work days or nights?

Not many clubs in the valley of cute or any Asian dancers and it's just a pain to drive down near LAX to the Century lounge to do laps.

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Date: 1/12/2006 12:59pm Whois Name: ELEKTRA1 (New)
Delete Subject: New Dancer
Okay, so maybe the club is geared towards Latinos, but I'm Asian and do just fine as a dancer there. Here's what I see...the upbeat, get your fade on attitude that could only be found at the Hof Brau. That could be due to the fact that there are quite a few of there dancers and even one of the old Sam's DJ.

The drinks are inexpensive and there is no cover charge. The location is prime (right next to the Van Nuys Flyaway). Who could ask for more??? Full bar??? Yup we have one!!! Hot dancers hooking up the lap dances??? Hell yeah they hook it up!!!
-Elektra (feb. 05 dancer of the month)

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Date: 12/12/2005 11:19pm Whois Name: Speaks4 Z-VIP Member (53)
Delete Subject: Short TR
I made a trip back here last week, my first since early August. Overall, the talent has only marginally increased from a 5 to a 6. I rolled around 8, stayed for about an hour and was never approached for a dance. Yeah, the fuckoes are still a problem. There was one beauty who caught my eye. Jolie or Jolina, I think. A 9 in my eyes, but at least an 8 by any standards.

Not much changed since my last visit. The old sexy bartender I remember was replaced with a new sexy bartender. Dances are still $10, songs are still uncut and beers are still $5 (as opposed to $4 at Wet Spot/Xposed).

The place is clearly geared toward the Latino crowd, which isn't a bad thing. My dollar stretches here unlike the Rhino where, because of my age and ethnicity, I gotta drop a months paycheck just to avoid getting stepped on.

Don't come here if you expect the talent to be on par with the Vu or the Rhino. Enjoy your beer and the hot bartender with the glasses.

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Date: 12/7/2005 2:10pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (712)
Delete Subject: Coming Soon
2006 is on its way...and how cool would it be to start the new year off by making a visit to this club? Can't wait to see some of the new and old faces over there!

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Date: 10/3/2005 10:56pm Whois Name: el_tecolote (60)
Delete Subject: Ana works......
Tuesday thru Saturday dayshift (which ends at around 8PM). But get there earlier because you have to assume if there aren't any paying customers during the dinner hours, the chica is going to fly home to the kids.

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Date: 10/2/2005 11:44pm Whois Name: unonimus1 (57)
Delete Subject: yo ana
when does she work ??

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Date: 10/2/2005 2:11pm Whois Name: el_tecolote (58)
Delete Subject: Saturday with Ana
I couldn't make it as I wanted to on Friday, but I visited the club for the first time in awhile at around 6:30 on Saturday. There were only about 5 chicas on shift, very few customers, and the chica quality was fairly low. However, it ended up being a memorable early evening thanks to a tiny mujer named Ana.

She came out of nowhere about when I was ready to leave after one beer. She asked every other customer for a dance before she came to me which had me thinking she was a Spanish only speaker. I find that some of these don't want to deal with the language barrier when they see an Anglo in the club. I do speak Spanish, but they don't know that - it ends up becoming a very pleasant surprise to them when they do approach.

Gringo + Spanish = the best time a dude can have in clubs like Valley & Alameda Strip, and Club Oz.

Anyhow, what I noticed about Ana was here tiny proportional frame - a look I like and a good fit on my lap. It is hard for me to evaluate her facial features in the dark - very complex - definitely adorable elements but I suspect I might not find her all that cute under the bright sun. She's not a kid either in her late 30's, but damn does she know what it is all about. She's from Guatamala - in U.S. for 15 years and her English is actually pretty good.

We had a great hook-up at my table and she did what she needed to do to get me to the lap couches. That's what I love about the $10 dance concept - you can be adventurous. I might never have danced with her at a more expensive club and would have missed out on a very special time.

Her dances were as good as they get for this type of venue. She very purposefully tried to take me to the finish line without breaking any rules and she succeeded at the end of only 2 dances since I had entered the club like a lit stick of horny TNT. I gave her a $10 tip on top of the $20 dance tab.

I thought that would be it but she remained and remained and remained and remained. I was going to get the full novio treatment. She had followed all the rules in the dances - keeping my hands away from even innocent locations. However, now that we weren't "dancing" - no money was exchanging hands, a honeymoon broke out. We remained on that couch for close to an hour - in close embrace, kissing and fondling and groping.

Eventually she went to the stage - I retreated to the bar after tossing her a few bucks. She left the stage and joined me at the bar where the honeymoon resumed.

Of course the subject of becoming her real novio came up - but I wasn't playing for that. Nevertheless, it was a helluva couple of hours of pretend romance, real passion and heat. This is the kind of experience guys look for in Hostess Clubs in L.A., or in ficha bars in Mexico. You don't expect to find it in an L.A. strip club.

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Date: 9/29/2005 8:18pm Whois Name: el_tecolote (57)
Delete Subject: Re: Friday late afternoon brief report
Yeah Yeah Yeah...good to hear gate! This club has had everything going for it that it needs to be sucessful except for chicas off prime time. I know, every club has the same problem. Quality dancer pool is spread too thin with clubs still proliferating in L.A.

My most recent history at Valley Strip is I go Prime Time and I can't hook trying to grab Alexia at DVNH on a Monday afternoon. I go off prime and there are NADA chicas.

Maybe try an off-prime run tomorrow early evening and see if they hold up two weeks in a row.

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Date: 9/23/2005 11:34pm Whois Name: the_gate (183)
Delete Subject: Friday late afternoon brief report
I stopped by this afternoon (Friday) at around 5pm. Well well well: - looks like things are picking up. 10 - 15 girls maybe, all presentable (a few thicker than others, none fat!), & some genuine hotties! A decent handful of customers too. Not bad!

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Date: 9/20/2005 1:04pm Whois Name: joaquing214 (1)
Delete Subject: maya
does that chick maya still work there yeah saw her once and wow
Club 3.5 Dancers 3 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 3

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Date: 9/20/2005 2:52am Whois Name: Rico (New)
Delete Subject: Not bad
New place, for a full bar bikini place this was not bad. It was big, a couple of pool tables, large stage and tv's everywhere.
Club 3 Dancers 2.5 Attitude 2.5 Nasty Factor 4

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Date: 9/6/2005 3:27pm Whois Name: stevetaylor (19)
Delete Subject: Don't get there early
I went to this club at lunch hour a couple of weeks ago. I was the only person in the place and the janitor cooked me a burger.

When the female bartender showed up I asked her when the girl's would start dancing. She looked at me like I had two heads and said they don't start until 4 PM.

I ended up watching the Diamondback game and left. THe burger wasn't bad.

Club 3 Dancers 0 Attitude 0 Nasty Factor 0

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Date: 7/17/2005 11:45pm Whois Name: the_gate (163)
Delete Subject: Valley Strip Brief Review
New-ish club , under the same (Russian) ownership as South LA's excellent Alameda Strip. Same deal here as the AS (the club is a little larger in size), free admission, inexpensive full bar, bikini dancing etc, however the real attraction of AS & now VS too, is the $10 long-song laps, which are basically better than any other non-nude club in LA! (see for yourself!). Girls are mainly Latina (but not exclusively). Looks vary from the low-end of the scale to (surprisingly) the absolute top end (really - though some of these young hotties may not speak too much English!). And the girls here generally have a great attitude!!!

Some will obviously like this place more than others: - if it IS your thing, you'll be back!

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