Dancer Reviews

Dancer of the Month For 2004

DancerMy pulse quickens every time I enter a new club that I have never been to. The unknown factor. I quickly scan the room.

Sometimes it's just plain infatuation. Other times, it's a more deep kind of shwing action going on. It can be her looks. It can be her brain. It can be a smell. It's never the same twice. On ASSC, it's called the X-Factor.

Whatever the magic is, some dancers just catch my fancy (and other things too). When this happens, I try to get brownie points with her by telling her I'll make her the dancer of the month.

For December 2004

Autumn From Dejv Vu, Ontario

Photo by Saxbeat

Autumn is a real Showgirl.  Of course, all dancers who work at Deja Vu are Showgirls, but Autumn really is one because she won the regional 2004 Showgirl of the Year, right here at Ontario.  Autumn definitely has the bod and face, but to win, she also had to put on a real show on stage.  That's what being a real "Showgirl" is all about.

Regarding men, Autumn says she likes the strong quiet type.  "Less talk, more action is what I like," says Autumn.  Action sounds good to me. "Being well hung helps too," jokes Autumn.  Well, that rules me out.

For dancing, she likes Hip-Hop music, both on stage and at home.  Some of the artists that she likes to dance to are Snoop Dogg and Suga Free.

Be sure to visit Autumn at her club at night.  She likes doing lap dances but don't forget to watch her stage show since she's officially a "Showgirl," so she knows what she's doing up there.


For November 2004

Christy From Dejv Vu, Bakersfield


"Keep it real," is the motto of Christy, who was born and raised right in Bakersfield.  She lives up to her motto and tells it like it is.  Christy is an 18 year old Capricorn who has been dancing for less than a year, but says she enjoys her work.

When asked what type of man she likes, Christy says she likes a man who is very respectful of women and doesn't mind a man who puts her on a pedestal.  Who doesn't?  She likes athletic guys but not ones that are too into body building because that's all they think about.

In her spare time, her hobbies are cooking and baking, as well as adding more tattoos to her collection on her arm, back and leg.  When she's not busy with her hobbies, she likes to sleep and have sex.  She says that both of those activities must last several hours.  She likes to dance to Eminem, as well as listen to him at home.  Her favorite TV show is "Boiling Points" on MTV.

Be sure to visit her at her club at night when she will be doing her patented sexy lap dances, and stage dances.


For September 2004

Leah From Spearmint Rhino, Downtown


Leah is not just a dancer, but an all around adult entertainer. She does nude modeling, has been a Hustler cover model, and is a Lesbian adult video actress.  She has also been on Peach DVD, Playboy's Night Calls, Bench Warmer Girl, and a Hawaiian Tropic Model.

"You name it and I've done it," exclaims Leah, who's adult entertainment name is Mackenzie Mack.  Don't think that she's just a hottie, because she's graduated from U.S.C. and has brains to go along with it.

If all that's not enough, she also has her own website at where you will find a bunch of nude pictures of her.  In her spare time (what spare time?), she likes to go to after hour parties and cook in the nude.  I sounds like she pretty much likes to do everything in the nude.  That's just fine with me.

Instead of looking at nude pictures of her, you can see her live (and nude) at her club on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday nights. You can email her at before visiting to confirm her schedule.


For July 2004

Shiva From VIP Showgirls


This little Italian beauty is a Southern California native. She is not only creative and enjoys making art but is also very intelligent and a fun conversationalist. A life long involvement with dance and theater has left her no stranger to the stage.

Shiva is a lover of music and will get down to just about anything. Her eclectic tastes include Alternative, R&B, Gothic, Opera, Hard rock, Broadway show tunes, Hip hop, New Wave 80's, Folk, Funk, Punk and even classical.

This blond bombshell gives an incredibly sensual lap dance.  Shiva loves to flirt with women but she prefers men.  "I especially adore men who wear glasses and have huge... vocabularies," jokes Shiva.

This California girl keeps a busy schedule but in her free time she likes to make art pieces out of computer parts while watching cult classic movies. Her personal interest include yoga, books and various forms of dance.

Currently, her shifts are Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights at VIP Showgirls in NoHo. You can write to to be added to her mailing list.


For June 2004

Tara From Wild Goose


Originally from Philadelphia, this talented beauty attended Penn State University and majored in criminology with a minor in Theatre. While still in school, she got the acting bug and moved to LA. She's had roles on daytime shows "Days of Our Lives" and "Bold and the Beautiful." Tara will also be in Lowrider Magazine soon.

In her spare time, Tara likes to go hiking with her dog, go to the beach, weight training and watching "Law & Order." Tara also likes to watch the LA Lakers and the Philadelphia Eagles.  As far as music, she likes to dance to Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, and Rob Zombie. I guess she likes it hard.

Tara will soon have her own website.  You can see Tara live at her club on Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.


For May 2004

Bridget From Thirsty's

BridgetHer stage name is Bridget Banks, the original entertainment reporter for "Weekend Flash" and featured on "Sexy Girls Next Door" both on Playboy TV.  She was also in the 50th Anniversary edition of the magazine. She was a co-star on the NBC show "Miss Match" and is on the cover of the June issue of Lowrider magazine.  Impressed yet?

If all that and her looks don't impress you, she's will be starting her mortuary science program at school and she already has her a degree in illustration.  She says she can draw her own comic books.  She can play bass, and used to sing in a band.  Smart, artistic, talented, and beautiful.  Oh, and don't forget.  She's also a great dancer, with training in ballet.  An amazing and impressive combination to be sure.

Carla says that she still loves dancing on stage and being in front of a live audience.  Hearing some rock music will make her dance her heart out.  Some of her favorite bands are Faith No More, Ministry, and Guns N' Roses.

Visit Bridget on Sunday, Monday, Wednesday and Friday nights from 8pm to closing.  Also checkout Bridget at

Update 8/2005:
Bridget has moved to Sam's Hofbrau.


For April 2004

Heaven From Silver Reign (Downtown)

HeavenThis cutie with the booty will make you think you're in heaven even before you get your lap dance from her.  This 5' 8" cutie actually grew up in LA but she says she's got some Hispanic and Canadian blood in her.

Haven likes to listen to both Rock and Hip-Hop music like 311, Korn, Linkin Park, Chingy, Nelly and Eminem.  She also dances to just about anything Rock or Hip-Hop.  In her spare time, she likes to watch action movies and porno, and masturbate.  I'm not sure if all these activities takes place at the same time or independently.  But who cares.  Masturbation is good to do anytime.

Although she's bisexual, she likes guys more but they have to be clean-cut, smell good and have nice teeth.  She'll also check out your shoes so make sure to wear your best pair.  A good personality is a plus.  She doesn't like guys that are too cocky or ones that down talk to her.

To see her in person, visit her on Friday - Sunday nights or call the club and check her schedule to see if she's in.


For March 2004

Starr From Imperial Theater

StarrCount your lucky Starr, is my slogan for this lovely lady. Let me explain what I mean.

Starr was originally scheduled to be Dancer of the Month back in 2003. However, she got into a very serious accident, was put into the hospital and unable to work. After her initial recovery, she was in severe pain and had to go through multiple operations and recovery periods.

So far this story doesn't sound like she's all that lucky. However, considering her situation, there was even a small chance that she might not be able to come back to work.  Well, as luck would have it, and with a lot of hard work and perseverance, she is now ready to make a come back to her club.

Starr will be returning to Imperial starting in March and welcomes everyone to come join her as she celebrates her return to the club.  Of course, it wouldn't hurt to check out her lap dances while you're there.

Update 9/2008:
Starr has her own website at and a model website at


For February 2004

Sabrina From Valley Ball

SabrinaWisconsin born and raised in the Inland Empire, Sabrina is now the girl in the Valley. Valley Ball, that is.

In her spare time, she loves to workout, snowboard up in Big Bear and shop. She says she likes Roxy and Hurley, but I'm not hip so I don't know what those are.

As for music, she likes trance and anything with a strong pulsating beat. She likes getting into the groove of the music when she dances.  As for lap dances, Sabrina says they can range from slow and sensual to fast and intense, depending on the mood.

Sabrina works at the Valley Ball on the night shifts so be sure to check her out soon.


For January 2004

Lexi From Tropical Lei

LexiBlonde bombshell is the phrase that comes to mind with Lexi from the Inland Empire.

Lexi likes the music of Tramps which might give you some idea of her wild side. In her spare time, she likes to snowboard, cook, and have sex.

In fact, she likes to combine her love of cooking and sex by using food (especially honey) in her sexual escapades.  I get the impression that she wouldn't have any trouble cooking in bed.  Her motto is, "Always keep honey handy."

Lexi dances during the day shift at Tropical Lei so just check their schedule.  Don't miss out on your chance to get a Lexi Lap.


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