Dancer Reviews

Dancer of the Month For 2006

Dancer My pulse quickens every time I enter a new club that I have never been to. The unknown factor. I quickly scan the room.

Sometimes it's just plain infatuation. Other times, it's a more deep kind of shwing action going on. It can be her looks. It can be her brain. It can be a smell. It's never the same twice. On ASSC, it's called the X-Factor.

Whatever the magic is, some dancers just catch my fancy (and other things too). When this happens, I try to get brownie points with her by telling her I'll make her the dancer of the month.

For December 2006

Brooke From Hustler Club, Westminster


Brooke loves to travel and see the world. She's been all over Europe and Asia. Her favorite place so far is Thailand because "the vibe is so chill," she says.

When she's not traveling, she likes to model for fine art and considers that as her contribution to the arts since she doesn't draw.  From what I've seen, she's contributing very well.

She lists her "likes" with "toes in the sand, getting on a plane and leaving the country, then coming home from a foreign country, baseball (Yanks), football (Chiefs baby), fine art modeling, ice cream, making a score at work, my Benz, and drum circle at Venice beach." As for her dislikes, she lists, "sushi, clones, stereotypes, Raiders, melon, cheap customers, cold weather, and salty people."

When on stage she says she likes to dance to Depeche Mode, System of a Down, Tool, and Chavelle, and other rock music.

Visit Brooke at her club on Tuesdays through Friday nights from 8pm to closing.  You can also contact her via email at


For November 2006

Nakari From Deja Vu, City of Industry

Photo by Paul Hart
"I like being nude," exclaims Nakari. She didn't specify if she meant at work, but nude is good anywhere in my book. This exotic nude loving dancer is part Columbian and part Mexican.

In her spare time, she likes to go shopping for shoes. "There's are no shoes too expensive for me," says Nakari proudly.  "If I want it, I'll figure out a way to get it." She also likes to live at Victoria's Secret.

Nakari says she's kind of a homebody and likes to lounge around the house in her t-shirt, and watch Oprah, CSI, Lost, Simpsons, and South Park.

Once in a great while, she'll go out but she doesn't like to go clubbin'. Nakari says she'd rather just go to a laid back bar, order a Gray Goose and chill.

Although Nakari prefers men, she says she has an appreciation for beautiful women. As for men, she likes outgoing guys with a good sense of humor.

At work, she loves to go on stage and do her sexy floor work, and being interactive with customers. Nakari dances to Hip-Hop, R&B, and almost anything. When in the mood, she likes to dance to Sade.  At home, she listens to FM 93.5 and Etta James.

Nakari works at night so be sure to check her out.  You can call the club first to make sure she's there.


For October 2006

Simone From California Girls, Anaheim

Photo by Paul Hart
Simone not only is a California girl, in fact, she grew up right here in Orange County.

Her full stage name is Simone Danalustrous. And is she ever.  Simone is no pretendica dancer. She can do it all, including some fancy pole work. I've seen it.

In her spare time, Simone likes to dance, read books and do some writing.  She's very out going and likes to meet new people.  She enjoys the company of both men and women.  For women, she prefers petite blonds. For men, she likes tall guys with a good sense of humor, who's a great kisser.

As for music, Simone likes Rock & Roll, Techno, and House music. Currently, she likes Nickelback.

Simone's schedule is Sunday night, Tuesday-Wednesday day or midshift, Thursday - Saturday night.  You can call the club to make sure she's there, or email her at or visit her at myspace at

October 2006:
California Girls is holding a fundraiser for the Anaheim Fire Department and Simone will be doing special feature sets with Firefighter costume and all proceeds from her set will go to the fundraise charity.  Join Simone to help out the Firefighters.


For September 2006

Alexis From Valley Ball

At 5' 10", Alexis is certainly tall enough to be a model, but she also has the curves to make her one sexy cutie.  Luckily for everyone, you get to see her in person at her club.

In her spare time, Alexis likes to sing, shop and travel.  She also says she likes adventures.  As for men, Alexis looks for honest, down to earth type guys.  Real and spontaneous are qualities she loves in men.

When Alexis is at home, she likes to listen to Christina Aguilera.  At work, she likes to dance to hip-hop and rock, like Bodyrockers.

To see more Alexis, checkout her mini-gallery.  Of course, the real thing is the way to go.  Visit Alexis at Valley Ball on Friday and Saturday from 9pm to 4am, Sunday from 9pm to 3am, and Tuesday from 9pm to 3am.  You can also sometimes catch her at the Bare Elegance.


For August 2006

Leilani From Silver Reign, West Los Angeles

Photo courtesy
Leilani puts the "exotic" back into exotic dancing. She's originally from Hawaii but she's half Japanese and half Hungarian.  Nice.

She danced up in Oregon to make extra money but luckily for us, she has relocated to Los Angeles and continues her part time dancing while she goes to school.

Leilani says she enjoys dancing and especially the nude lap dances that are available her in Los Angeles.  "Things get pretty crazy in the lap dance room, especially when my friends come in and do two girl dances."  Sounds good to me.

Leilani works at her club during the day on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays.  Be sure to visit her at her club or you can also see more of her at


For July 2006

Tanya From Spearmint Rhino, Industry

Photo by Saxbeat
This California girl is really from So-Cal and fits the part perfectly.  She's tall (5' 11" without heals), with a stunningly beautiful face and a body to match.  If you like natural tops like I do, you'll love Tanya, along with her nicely tanned bod.

In her spare time, she likes to go clubbin' and sometimes works as a go-go dancer at those clubs.  Tanya is also a part time hairstylist so she really keeps busy.

Tanya likes all types of music except for Country music.  Mostly, she dances to House and Techno music at work.  Her current favorite is DJ Tiesto.

She currently works at both the Industry and Downtown Spearmint Rhinos on weekend nights so be sure to call and check the clubs to see where she is.


For June 2006

Monica From Strip Joint

Photo by Saxbeat
You may have seen Monica in some car magazines or car shows modeling next to a sweet ride.  Monica is one of the OG girls at Strip Joints and you can see her on almost any day of the week.  However, you won't see that booty-ful backside on stage.  She does lap dances only, and loves to do them. 

As far as music goes, Monica loves old school, freestyle and 80's music.  She's a laid back kind of girl and doesn't mind relaxing and talking to the regulars when things are slow.  She's a hardworking girl so she doesn't really have a lot of free time for hobbies.

She sometimes works in Vegas at some of the clubs there too, but for the most part, catch her at main club, Strip Joint from 3pm to 8:30pm on Monday through Thursdays and all day Friday through Sundays.


For April 2006

Connie From Club Oz

Photo by Saxbeat
Sweet and friendly is how everyone describes Connie.  Just talking to her will confirm how nice she is.  But everyone who knows me knows what I go for.  It's the junk in the trunk that does it for me and why she's one of the stars at her club.

Connie is originally from Veracruz, Mexico but enjoys her time here in Los Angeles.  In her spare time, she likes to go to the gym 2 to 3 times a week and going to watch scary movies.

She also likes to go clubbing where she dances Salsa and Merengue, shaking that beautiful butt of hers.  She also enjoys giving sexy lap dances at work.

Be sure to visit her at the club on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights from 7pm to closing.


For March 2006

Sugar From Spearmint Rhino, Downtown

Sugar puts the exotic in the phrase exotic dancers.  She grew up right here in LA and her exotic nature comes naturally from being Thai and Hawaiian.  She likes to dance to Hip-Hop, Rap and Rock like Disturbed.

In her spare time, Sugar likes to go surfing, dancing at clubs, and singing at karaoke bars. She says that although she may look very conservative inside the club, she likes to get really wild and crazy when she goes dancing at clubs.  If dancing nude is her idea of being conservative, I'm scared to find out what wild means.

Sugar says she likes guys that are mentally mature, smart, funny and have something going for them.  She's looking for a guy that knows how to really talk to a girl.  She eventually wants to settle down and have a family, but says the guy has to do the cooking.

Be sure to get a taste of Sugar at her club during the night shifts when she works.  Check with the club for her current schedule.


For February 2006

Holly From Cheetah's Night Club

"Hi! My name is Holly Gardner. I work at Cheetah's in Hollywood, usually Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 7pm to 2am.

I have been an exotic dancer since 1992. I've been lucky enough to work all over the United States, and have had some great times. I have a wonderful and supportive family. I graduated college in 2002.

I'm a published author, considering writing a tax information book for the self-employed. I am also an actress! I've appeared in movies, TV, music videos, and some theater productions."

Be sure to visit Holly at her club and say hello to her for me. You can also see her schedule listed on the Cheetah's myspace page.


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