Dancer Reviews
Dancer of the Month For 1999
DancerMy pulse quickens every time I enter a new club that I have never been to. The unknown factor. I quickly scan the room.

Sometimes it's just plain infatuation. Other times, it's a more deep kind of shwing action going on. It can be her looks. It can be her brain. It can be a smell. It's never the same twice. On ASSC, it's called the X-Factor.

Whatever the magic is, some dancers just catch my fancy (and other things too). When this happens, I try to get brownie points with her by telling her I'll make her the dancer of the month.

For November 1999

Victoria From The Main Attraction
VictoriaWhen the Beach Boys wrote California Girls, they might have been thinking of a girl like Victoria. What does a California girl look like? Victoria is really from California and is 5' 8", 135 lbs with brown hair and green eyes.

She loves the attention she gets from dancing. I'm sure the money doesn't hurt either. With looks like her's, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even have to dance to get the attention she craves. She could probably get all the attention she needs at the grocery store.

Victoria works at The Main Attraction, which is in Oceanside at 939 N. Coast Hwy. I know it's a little out of the way for most people in Los Angeles, but if you're ever going down to San Diego, it's a great place to stop and rest.

To learn more about this tall beauty, read her interview with me. Victoria is only working on some weeks, but when she does, she usually works on Saturdays and Sundays from 11am to 7pm. If you are going to visit her at the club, be sure to email her to make sure she will be there.


For October 1999

Alyssa From Imperial Theater
AlyssaSweet and innocent is probably not the way Alyssa wants to be described but that's the way I see her. How can a dancer who also does sexy adult videos be sweet? Just look at Alyssa or better yet, talk to her for a bit. If you like tall and slender dancers with a nice back, this one is for you.

Another Dancer of the Month, Brittany, discovered this lovely dancer and has hooked up with her for some videos. For more details, be sure to read the full interview with Alyssa. If the written word doesn't do it for you, there are several more pictures of Alyssa there too.

If you want to see a lot more of Alyssa, take a look at her sexy website at You can email her or just see her live in person at Imperial Theater in Anaheim. Be sure to ask her for her current schedule before going down there to see her.


For August 1999

Trouble From TJ's
TroubleTrouble is a 5' 5" vixen who likes to roleplay. A little role playing is always good as far as I'm concerned. Let's play doctor. She says, "I like to walk in a room and know all of everyone's attention is on me. I work in clothing design so I love to make sexy striking clothing for myself. I love corsetry.I can get my waist down to 18 inches." You can check her out in some striking outfits on a clothing website.

My first question to her was, "how did you get your stage name?" Her answer: "Yes, I am Trouble, and that's my name." In her spare time, she keeps busy doing pictures for fetish magazines.

You can email her or just see her live in person at TJ's Wednesday through Fridays from noon to 6pm or so.


For July 1999

Harmony From Sam's Hof Brau
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Sweet and shy is how I would describe this petite girl with the booty. She can shake her booty like an 8.0 earthquake and have plenty left over for chair dances. Most of you will find it hard to believe that a dancer who dances this way could possibly be shy. But talk to her for a few minutes and you'll discover a soft spoken girl and a different side to this booty beauty.

Most of my readers already know by now that I hunt high and low for the booty and this one's got what I like. But watch out if you decide to watch her dance on stage or dare to get a chair dance with her. She'll shake her booty and make you forget about that shy part of her.

Her schedule is unknown but you can usually catch her after 9pm on busy nights at Sam's. You better call first to make sure she's there if you want to be safe.


For June 1999

Kayla From Calgary
KaylaKayla is a feature dancer in Canada who wants to break into dancing in the US. Here's what she has to say:

"Hello. My stage name is KAYLA. I am from Calgary, Alberta Canada. I am 5'6'', 125lbs (very muscular) and am 34DD-25-36, long blond hair and have only been dancing for about one year. I would like to debut my American tour in Los Angeles.

I have 3 shows, but my favourite is "Zorro". One I am dressed up as Zorro using a whip, and a sword. I use my 14 years of dance training (ballet & Jazz) to provide the audience with a talented and sexy show. I incorporate jazz, gymnastics and charm into all my shows.

I was the runner up for the Miss Canada pageant in 1988 and I am currently Miss Nude Alberta. I am presently short listed for Playboy and have a meeting set up with Penthouse. I hope it goes well. I was a technical sales person for 5 years and decided to try something new. I have had great success as a dancer, but would like to retire if I ever made it into Playboy or Penthouse. Then I will go back to doing sales. This is why I want to work in the USA as well because I am already getting a name in Canada. People call me up and ask for The Zorro. It is time to hit new ground!"

To contact this Canadian beauty, email her.


For May 1999

Vanessa at Club 215
VanessaI f you've been looking for a redhead bombshell, your search is over. If that's not enough for you, Vanessa puts on a real show on stage. Just watching her dance on stage is a joy because she actually enjoys her performance. "I'm a total ham", she admits, "I love attention. I love to be noticed." Well, when she's on stage, everyone takes notice.

Vanessa has her patented "power set" where she performs to certain power groups like Korn, Tool and Sepultura. When she does her power set, you'd better fasten those seat belts or you'll be blown away.

This ex-law office worker now struts her stuff at Club 215 in the Inland Empire. "I'm a night owl, I hate waking up early," she says with a smile. Luckily, as an exotic dancer, she doesn't have to wake up and commute for hours like the rest of us.

This 34D-23-35 beauty is also moving into modeling and was a Penthouse Pet finalist. She is also the west coast representative for Calendar Beauties U.S.A.

Find out more about Vanessa by reading her interview with me. If her interesting life is not enough, there are also more pictures of her there. Better yet, email her and then visit her at the club.


For April 1999

Crystal at Pleasures
CrystalExotic is the word I use to describe Crystal. Not just your usual sexy vixen, she can be a mystery at times. That's the beauty of this enigmatic beauty. You never know what she's going to do next.

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In case you're wondering, yes, that is her real hair and she does not have implants. She's the real deal.

If you want to see her in person, you can meet her at the Hustler Store in West Hollywood on Sunset on April 24, 1999 from 7pm - 10pm when she will be signing her layout in the June issue of Hustler.

Crystal's Bio:
My name is Crystal. I'm from Downey, California. I was born in Glendale. My hobbies include loving Marry Jane, my dog, hanging out with my friends, working with Go Ventures, dancing the tango, and listening to jazz. My sign is Cancer, and my zodiac is fire snake. I'm 21 years old. I will always keep my hair long because it represents ties in the bloodline, which my grandfather explained to me when I was little. I try to be a good person, have lots of fun, and keep good people around me to love and support me. My faith in God is a big part of my life.

You can also read her interview with me or visit her website and ask about her dance schedule, which changes frequently.

Update: January 12, 2000
Crystal is now a resident feature at Star Strip Too on Tuesday and Weekend day shifts. She'll give you a free sticker with every lap dance.


For March 1999

Candi at Hollywood Cabaret
CandiBAHDAAAMMM! That's the sound people make when they look at Candi's ass. I hate to be so crude about it but I have to tell the truth. I am an ass man and even though Candi did not want to be dancer of the month, because she didn't want to show her face, I insisted on it. Yes, basically, I forced it on her. The bottom-line (excuse the pun), is her ass. Ohhhh, yes.

That doesn't mean the rest of the package needs to be ignored. Nope. She's got a beautiful face and a spunky personality to go along with "all that". That's just the way I like it. I believe she's got some Puerto Rican blood in her so she's got that unmistakable hot Latin flavor to her.

To tell you the truth, when I'm getting lap dances from her, I don't really pay much attention to anything else. I just stare... a lot. She usually plays R&B music, and sometimes Old School songs, including Mary Jane Girls. She's got a very complicated life and apparently likes a lot of drama in her life. So what else is new? She a dancer.

She works at Hollywood Cabaret when she damn well feels like it. You might want to call first to make sure she's there. No, she has no email address and even if she did, she probably wouldn't answer your email anyway.


For February 1999

Tanna at Cheetah's Night Club
TannaGirl with an attitude is my best description of Tanna. All my dedicated readers know I like tall dancers with a nice butt and an attitude. Well, that's what she's got. She also happens to be a very good dancer and can do pole work as well as any I've seen lately. But don't get on her wrong side.

Actually, she's a lot like my friends in New York. They're kind of aloof and a little rude on the outside, but when you get to know them and see their inside, they turn out to be some of the best friends you'll ever have. Sort of the opposite of people I usually meet in LA. But that's another story.

Tanna's been in the strip club scene for a while so don't even think you can have one up on her. She's also done a few gentlemen's magazine spreads so you might recognize her from those.  Another way you may remember her from somewhere is if she's ever shown you her infamous tattoo.  You may have noticed that the January poll indicated that most of you are not into tattoos on dancers. I'm really not too into them either.  However, Tanna's tattoo is quite unique and memorable.  Especially if there was a specific reason for her to show it to you.  You can see her tattoo, and a more recent snapshot picture, along with her interview.

Don't forget to visit her at Cheetah's but make sure to check her schedule first. You can email her before you visit her. You don't want to piss her off. Tanna works every night except Monday and Saturday. She sometimes works at Sam's on Thursday and Saturday nights.

Update: September 1999
Tanna now works at Star Gardens.


For January 1999

Gigi at The Men's Club
FaceGigiGigi is a very long time dancer friend of mine. She's known me many years before I even heard of the Internet. She's originally from Hawaii but has worked at many different clubs here in LA. I've lost touch with her several times but I've always managed to find her again at a club or a party.

Luckily for my readers, I've found her again working at the Men's Club in the West LA area. Here is a nice picture of her showing off her assets. She's got one of the finest one around.

When you talk to her, you might notice that she's got a sexy but raspy voice.  She happens to be the lead singer for a band called "Honey" and believe me, she uses that sexy voice just the right way to produce a unique sound filled with emotion and sensuality. She and her band have played at many of the popular venues around Los Angeles so be sure to ask her about her next gig and visit her there.  One added bonus when seeing her band is that many of her dancer friends often visit her and even come on the stage to join in on the sexy fun.  Last time I watched the band, I counted 7 dancers on stage with Gigi.  Did I mention Gigi is bi-sexual?

If you want to find out more about her, click here for her bio. In case you're wondering, this is the way she talks but I had to clean it up a little but you'll get the idea. Also, don't forget to checkout the Darkside for some topless pictures of her.

Gigi also works at The Gentlemen's Club near Glendale and The Men's Club. Be sure to call the club or email her to make sure what her schedule is.  The Men's Club's website seems to be down so you won't be able to read her bio there anymore.  There is a chance she might be moving to another club soon so keep checking here for the latest information on her whereabouts.


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