|My pulse quickens every time
I enter a new club that I have never been to. The unknown factor. I quickly
scan the room.
Sometimes it's just plain infatuation. Other times, it's a more deep kind
of shwing action going on. It can be her looks. It can be her brain.
It can be a smell. It's never the same twice. On
ASSC, it's called the X-Factor.
Whatever the magic is, some dancers just catch my fancy (and other things
too). When this happens, I try to get brownie points with her by telling
her I'll make her the dancer of the month.
For November 1999
Victoria From The Main Attraction
Beach Boys wrote California Girls, they might have been thinking of a girl
like Victoria. What does a California girl look like? Victoria is really
from California and is 5' 8", 135 lbs with brown hair and green eyes.
She loves the attention she gets from dancing. I'm sure the money doesn't
hurt either. With looks like her's, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even have
to dance to get the attention she craves. She could probably get all the
attention she needs at the grocery store.
Victoria works at The Main Attraction, which is in Oceanside at 939 N. Coast
Hwy. I know it's a little out of the way for most people in Los Angeles,
but if you're ever going down to San Diego, it's a great place to stop and
To learn more about this tall beauty, read her
interview with me. Victoria is only working on some weeks, but when she
does, she usually works on Saturdays and Sundays from 11am to 7pm. If you
are going to visit her at the club, be sure to
email her to make sure she
will be there.
For October 1999
Alyssa From Imperial
and innocent is probably not the way Alyssa wants to be described but that's
the way I see her. How can a dancer who also does sexy adult videos be sweet?
Just look at Alyssa or better yet, talk to her for a bit. If you like tall
and slender dancers with a nice back, this one is for you.
Another Dancer of the Month, Brittany, discovered this lovely dancer
and has hooked up with her for some videos. For more details, be sure to
read the full interview with Alyssa. If the written
word doesn't do it for you, there are several more pictures of Alyssa there
If you want to see a lot more of Alyssa, take a look at her sexy website
You can email her or just see
her live in person at Imperial Theater in Anaheim. Be sure to ask her for
her current schedule before going down there to see her.
For August 1999
is a 5' 5" vixen who likes to roleplay. A little role playing is always good
as far as I'm concerned. Let's play doctor. She says, "I like to walk in
a room and know all of everyone's attention is on me. I work in clothing
design so I love to make sexy striking clothing for myself. I love corsetry.I
can get my waist down to 18 inches." You can check her out in some striking
outfits on a clothing
My first question to her was, "how did you get your stage name?" Her answer:
"Yes, I am Trouble, and that's my name." In her spare time, she keeps busy
doing pictures for fetish magazines.
You can email her or just see
her live in person at TJ's Wednesday through Fridays from noon to 6pm or
For July 1999
Harmony From Sam's
Sweet and shy is how I would describe this petite girl
with the booty. She can shake her booty like an 8.0 earthquake and have plenty
left over for chair dances. Most of you will find it hard to believe that
a dancer who dances this way could possibly be shy. But talk to her for a
few minutes and you'll discover a soft spoken girl and a different side to
this booty beauty.
Most of my readers already know by now that I hunt high and low for the booty
and this one's got what I like. But watch out if you decide to watch her
dance on stage or dare to get a chair dance with her. She'll shake her booty
and make you forget about that shy part of her.
Her schedule is unknown but you can usually catch her after 9pm on busy nights
at Sam's. You better call first to make sure she's there if you want to be
For June 1999
Kayla From Calgary
|Kayla is a feature
dancer in Canada who wants to break into dancing in the US. Here's what she
has to say:
"Hello. My stage name is KAYLA. I am from Calgary, Alberta Canada. I am 5'6'',
125lbs (very muscular) and am 34DD-25-36, long blond hair and have only been
dancing for about one year. I would like to debut my American tour in Los
I have 3 shows, but my favourite is "Zorro". One I am dressed up as Zorro
using a whip, and a sword. I use my 14 years of dance training (ballet &
Jazz) to provide the audience with a talented and sexy show. I incorporate
jazz, gymnastics and charm into all my shows.
I was the runner up for the Miss Canada pageant in 1988 and I am currently
Miss Nude Alberta. I am presently short listed for Playboy and have a meeting
set up with Penthouse. I hope it goes well. I was a technical sales person
for 5 years and decided to try something new. I have had great success as
a dancer, but would like to retire if I ever made it into Playboy or Penthouse.
Then I will go back to doing sales. This is why I want to work in the USA
as well because I am already getting a name in Canada. People call me up
and ask for The Zorro. It is time to hit new ground!"
To contact this Canadian beauty, email
For May 1999
Vanessa at Club
|I f you've
been looking for a redhead bombshell, your search is over. If that's not
enough for you, Vanessa puts on a real show on stage. Just watching
her dance on stage is a joy because she actually enjoys her performance.
"I'm a total ham", she admits, "I love attention. I love to be noticed."
Well, when she's on stage, everyone takes notice.
Vanessa has her patented "power set" where she performs to certain power
groups like Korn, Tool and Sepultura. When she does
her power set, you'd better fasten those seat belts or you'll be blown away.
This ex-law office worker now struts her stuff at
Club 215 in the Inland Empire.
"I'm a night owl, I hate waking up early," she says with a smile. Luckily,
as an exotic dancer, she doesn't have to wake up and commute for hours like
the rest of us.
This 34D-23-35 beauty is also moving into modeling and was a Penthouse Pet
finalist. She is also the west coast representative for Calendar Beauties
Find out more about Vanessa by reading her
interview with me. If her interesting life is not enough, there are also
more pictures of her there. Better yet, email
her and then visit her at the club.
For April 1999
is the word I use to describe Crystal. Not just your usual sexy vixen, she
can be a mystery at times. That's the beauty of this enigmatic beauty. You
never know what she's going to do next.
In case you're wondering, yes, that is her real hair and she does not have
implants. She's the real deal.
If you want to see her in person, you can meet her at the Hustler Store in
West Hollywood on Sunset on April 24, 1999 from 7pm - 10pm when she will
be signing her layout in the June issue of Hustler.
My name is Crystal. I'm from Downey, California. I was born in Glendale.
My hobbies include loving Marry Jane, my dog, hanging out with my friends,
working with Go Ventures, dancing the tango, and listening to jazz. My sign
is Cancer, and my zodiac is fire snake. I'm 21 years old. I will always keep
my hair long because it represents ties in the bloodline, which my grandfather
explained to me when I was little. I try to be a good person, have lots of
fun, and keep good people around me to love and support me. My faith in God
is a big part of my life.
You can also read her interview with me or
visit her website and
ask about her dance schedule, which changes frequently.
Update: January 12, 2000
Crystal is now a resident feature at
Star Strip Too on
Tuesday and Weekend day shifts. She'll give you a free sticker with every
For March 1999
That's the sound people make when they look at Candi's ass. I hate to be
so crude about it but I have to tell the truth. I am an ass man and even
though Candi did not want to be dancer of the month, because she didn't want
to show her face, I insisted on it. Yes, basically, I forced it on her. The
bottom-line (excuse the pun), is her ass. Ohhhh, yes.
That doesn't mean the rest of the package needs to be ignored. Nope. She's
got a beautiful face and a spunky personality to go along with "all that".
That's just the way I like it. I believe she's got some Puerto Rican blood
in her so she's got that unmistakable hot Latin flavor to her.
To tell you the truth, when I'm getting lap dances from her, I don't really
pay much attention to anything else. I just stare... a lot. She usually plays
R&B music, and sometimes Old School songs, including Mary Jane Girls.
She's got a very complicated life and apparently likes a lot of drama in
her life. So what else is new? She a dancer.
She works at Hollywood Cabaret when she damn well feels like it. You might
want to call first to make sure she's there. No, she has no email address
and even if she did, she probably wouldn't answer your email anyway.
For February 1999
Tanna at Cheetah's
an attitude is my best description of Tanna. All my dedicated readers
know I like tall dancers with a nice butt and an attitude. Well, that's what
she's got. She also happens to be a very good dancer and can do pole work
as well as any I've seen lately. But don't get on her wrong side.
Actually, she's a lot like my friends in New York. They're kind of aloof
and a little rude on the outside, but when you get to know them and see their
inside, they turn out to be some of the best friends you'll ever have. Sort
of the opposite of people I usually meet in LA. But that's another story.
Tanna's been in the strip club scene for a while so don't even think you
can have one up on her. She's also done a few gentlemen's magazine spreads
so you might recognize her from those. Another way you may remember
her from somewhere is if she's ever shown you her infamous tattoo. You
may have noticed that the January poll indicated that most of you are not
into tattoos on dancers. I'm really not too into them either. However,
Tanna's tattoo is quite unique and memorable. Especially if there was
a specific reason for her to show it to you. You can see her tattoo,
and a more recent snapshot picture, along with
Don't forget to visit her at
Cheetah's but make sure
to check her schedule first. You can email
her before you visit her. You don't want to piss her off. Tanna works
every night except Monday and Saturday. She sometimes works at
Sam's on Thursday and Saturday
Update: September 1999
Tanna now works at Star
For January 1999
Gigi at The
is a very long time dancer friend of mine. She's known me many years before
I even heard of the Internet. She's originally from Hawaii but has worked
at many different clubs here in LA. I've lost touch with her several times
but I've always managed to find her again at a club or a party.
Luckily for my readers, I've found her again working at the Men's Club in
the West LA area. Here is a nice picture of her showing off her assets.
She's got one of the finest one around.
When you talk to her, you might notice that she's got a sexy but raspy voice.
She happens to be the lead singer for a band called
"Honey" and believe me,
she uses that sexy voice just the right way to produce a unique sound filled
with emotion and sensuality. She and her band have played at many of the
popular venues around Los Angeles so be sure to ask her about her next gig
and visit her there. One added bonus when seeing her band is that many
of her dancer friends often visit her and even come on the stage to join
in on the sexy fun. Last time I watched the band, I counted 7 dancers
on stage with Gigi. Did I mention Gigi is bi-sexual?
If you want to find out more about her, click here
for her bio. In case you're wondering, this is the way she talks but
I had to clean it up a little but you'll get the idea. Also, don't forget
to checkout the Darkside for some topless pictures of her.
Gigi also works at The
Gentlemen's Club near Glendale and
The Men's Club. Be sure
to call the club or email her to make
sure what her schedule is. The Men's Club's website seems to be down
so you won't be able to read her bio there anymore. There is a chance
she might be moving to another club soon so keep checking here for the latest
information on her whereabouts.
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