|Many dedicated Z Bone readers have submitted
their nominations for Dancer of the Month or
just their fave dancer at their regular club. There's no way for me to
go see all of these dancers but I wanted a way to get the word out to
This page is dedicated to those hardworking dancers
that puts smiles on our faces. One note of caution. Some of these
submissions may be shills. As always, use the information at your own
risk and YMMV.
Submissions may be edited, shortened or snipped at Z
Bone's discretion or lack thereof. If you do not want your name shown,
please specify in your e-mail.
I've never been to
Temptations before, but decided to stop in tonight on my way home from
the mall...boy am I glad I did! I hadn't been there but five minutes when
I was approached by Jessie for a dance. Unfortunately she had just
gotten off stage and I missed her show, but her laps more than made up for
them. They weren't incredibly nasty, but they definitely were incredibly
sensuous! She is a very tall, very pretty blonde with beautiful eyes and a
great body. What is most incredible about her though is that she is
intelligent and articulate! What refreshing qualities! As for the club, it
seemed clean and nice, but I really can't say as I spent all but the first
five minutes enjoying Jessie's dances and the very enjoyable conversation.
I'll definitely be back!
Date: Wed 12/12/01 6:17 PM
From: Keith Evans [firstname.lastname@example.org]
I went to Fritz, That's
Too yesterday (Tues. night). I had been 2 years ago and the place has
There were 2 dancers of note: Jordan and Roxanne.
Jordan is a 36 year old British Dancer (claims she has ONLY danced for
the past 5 years). She is approximately 5' 7"; 128 lbs., but she is quite
an athlete (claims to have been on an Olympic Team in England)...she went
all the way up the dancer's pole to show me she could do it! And she has a
great personality...kind of like Jillian Barberi on KTLA "Good Morning LA
Show". The dances are $15 a pop, and I got a pitcher of Sam Adams for $9.
Roxanne- she looks a bit like Felicity with straight hair. She also has
a nice personality and OF COURSE wants to be a TV star or movies, and
claims to have been and extra (and I beleive it) in some TV shows. She
also has a sexy routine and has some martial arts type moves.
Again, this was a Tuesday night, and I think thats the only night that
they work (which is a shame), although Jordan may work another night?
THE GIRL AT THE BARBARY
COAST ARE COOL ITS JUST THAT THE MEN THERE WOULD LIKE TO SIT BACK &
WATCH HARD WORKING FEMALES DANCE & ENTERTAIN THEN TURN AROUND AND CRITIIZE
. IKNOW FOR ONE THING TREASURE & MALIHA ARE THE BEST LOOKING
WOMEN IN THERE WITH THE BEST ATTITIUDES . THEIR BODIES ARE OUT OF CONTROLL
& THE CONVERSATION WITH EACH OF THEM WAS SO REAL & INTELLIGENT . TREASURE
LAP DANCES ARE OFF THE CHANGE .
Date: Tue 12/4/01 10:41 PM
I can't help notice that it has been a year since your last visit to
Miss Kitty's. Being a
regular for a bout a year now a lot has changed and I must admit, the club
has gotten a lot better. There is new talent, new DJ (Wednesday Nights),
and the night manager is a hell of a guy. I suggest you review this club
again (on a wednesday or friday night). Get a lap from either Linda
or Ivette. Use the booth nearest to the dressing room so you can
see the action from the mirror in front.
Dude have you ever seen a chick named Bianca at
Fritz, That's It!
..........that chick was God Damned sexy!!!!.......dude if she's got a
site or dances somewhere else.........please let a mug know..............thanx
Question...When was the last time you were at the
Rio in Los Angeles (off
Figueroa, south of El Segundo)? Man, there's this hottie in there named
Guilliana, Illiana or Lilliana something like that.
She's Mexican, 5'7"-5'9", long raven-haired, slightly thick, hella curves,
bomb ass, luscsious tits (36DD, I think), drop dead gorgeous (in my book).
How fine was she? I asked this girl to marry me. Yeah, yeah....I know it
was lame, but fuck it, you only live once. I want this girl! What would I
have to do to get this girl on as dancer of the month? And is it even
remotely possibly to even get a woman like that? She told me she's not
married, she just broke up with her man and has a 7 month old child. She
says she would like to see me again (probably for another dance), but I
have more involved intentions.
Date: Wed 8/8/01 8:53 PM
From: Jay Rod [email@example.com]
I gotta tell you, I have spent a heck of a lot of money on dancers in
my life time. But you what, Tori to me, has got to be the best all
round dancer! I've been to other places in the City of Industry and I'm
sure that everyone has their favorites. In fact, I have a few at
Paradise. But, it's
nice to see someone spend time getting to know you as well. She's a
definate keeper in my book. I go there at least once a month when I'm in
town. Tori, if you read this, let me know if you move. Cause, you're worth
it! See ya in a few!
Someone has got to check out a new dancer called Raven at
Venus Faire in North
Hollywood. She is one of the most beautiful dancers I've seen in years!
She's got the looks, personality and a stunning body that will knock your
socks off. Trust me on this one fellas, I know what I'm talking about.
That babe is STACKED!!!
Just a quick one to let you know about Vanessa at
Tropical Lei. Went
there last night and things were pretty slow for a Thursday night. This
seemed to have some of the girls a little down and it showed in their
stage performances. One girl who definitely was having a great time
regardless of how slow things were is Vanessa. She is not only incredibly
cute, but has a great body and an even better personality. If you decide
to take a trip to TL, I definitely recommend you do yourself a favor and
get a dance from Vanessa, you won't be sorry you did! And Vanessa, if you
happen to be reading this, anytime you need another fuzzy animal on your
bed, you just let me know!
Hey Z Bone I just wanted to make a nominaton for DOM. Alecia at
Deja Vu Kearny Villa here in San Diego. If you're ever down here
and check this girl out you'll totally agree with me on this and give her
the award. Why you ask? Because Alecia is a petite Spanish goddess who
while short is still filled out enough to be a baywatch girl while still
having the prerequisite flat tummy. She's got this long dark hair which is
just heavenly. Other dancers have hot bodies but Alecia has a hot
personality to go with that succulent body of hers. She's done some
modeling work as well, she did this photo spread which appeared online at
macdaddy.com. The site is now defunct but if you checked this site while
it was up you probably saw her. So there you go and by the way she is
Okay, Zbone, you must check out Joy. She works at the
Spearmint Rhino in
both, Oxnard and Santa Maria. This girl will you give your money's worth
on Lap dances and keep you coming back for more. Good and nasty is the way
I would put it. She has charm, is sexy and seductive and, most of all a
real person that does some great NASTY lap dances! She is not one to
miss!! As far as the club itself, I have been to better, but I will keep
going back for Joy!
Date: Sat 1/20/01 4:34 PM
From: Alan Cabural [firstname.lastname@example.org]
You should stop by Simi Valley
Snooky's and check
it out. I know its just a bikini bar with no laps or privates, but they
have some quality girls there. And it doesn't cost 9 bucks a pop to talk
to them or shoot pool with them. Try to see Shannon, Mandy
(who's off for a month right now), Vicki, Amber, Tracy,
Terry, and Shay. The place is slowly being remodeled by the
new owner - so far the new paint and carpet seem to be attracting a lot of
couples, especially on the weekends. Good beer selection (for me,anyway)
They're going to start running specials so look for their ads in L.A. and
Date: Wed 1/10/01 8:42 PM
From: Mad Mike's Motorsports [email@example.com]
Z bone you have got to check out Vivian at
Venus Faire. She is
me and about 5 of my friends' dancer of the year. I don't even need to
explain you'll see why when you get a show from her, she is unfucking-believable,
looks AND performance.
Date: Wed 1/10/01 12:40 AM
i went [to Paradise]
about a month ago and there was a girl that blew my mind. i think her name
was lexi but i saw in one of the reviews someone has her as an
asian but the girl im talking about is white. she has long wavy brown hair
and a big rack. i am going to go there again on saturday and i will report
back. you should check paradise out. this girl needs to be the dancer of
the month. the site rocks. much love
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