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Mon 12/10/2007 3:36 PM

Q:
Hi ive never been to a strip club and im thinking of going. I had a few questions. Im thinking of going to the gentlemens club on san fernando road in Los Angeles and i read the review and it seemed good but now im not so sure. Will i be dissapointed if i go there? the thing is itll be hard for me to go somewhere else. Do u think its worth it? I dont want to feel like i wasted money.

Also it says casual dress and im not sure what that is exactly. can i wear jeans? if not can i wear dickies? I also wanted to know what its like in the clubs. Like is it a good place or maybe not a good place but an ok place to meet a girl? im not going alone but i wouldnt mind leaving with a girl. I think i have one more question. the nasty factor what does that mean exactly? Any more tips about the gentlemens club or anything would be appreciated. sorry about all the questions. im a little nervous and i just wanna have fun.

Z:
In terms of picking a club to visit, see my top 5 list or just look at the ratings of each club.

Regarding what it's like at the clubs, each club is different. Some clubs are dark and quiet, while other clubs are bright and loud. Some are very large, other are very small.

Regarding meeting girls, although it possible to meet girls any place if you have good game, generally speaking, strip clubs are not a good place to meet girls.

If you are going to try, I'd suggest going to a topless alcohol club to do this. There are many reasons why this is the case and I won't bore you with the details. Just take my word for it.

Regarding the nasty factor, see:
http://archive.zbone.com/club/reviews/p-info.htm#Rating_Nasty_Factor

For an explanation of what a higher rating means, see:
http://archive.zbone.com/zone/faqzbone.htm#nasty

Q:
i dont have a car so its probably either the gentlemens club or nothing for me. Are there any other clubs really close to the gentlemens club that are 18 and up? im only 18 so i cant go to an alcohol club.

I read some of the faqs and it says i need to bring $200 to a nude club. I really dont think i can afford that and i didnt think it would cost that much. Do i really need that much? I just wanted to pay as little as possible and see some naked girls. do i have to tip the bouncer? And how does tipping the girls work? i dont wanna be an asshole but what if i dont tip them? or i just tip a little?

can i wear jeans?

Z:
Okay, if you have to go to the Gentlemen's Club, and you just want to see some naked girls, you don't need $200. You could go there with $40 as a minimum. You'll need about $20 for the cover and 2 drinks (probably $10 + $5 + $5) leaving you about $20 to tip the girls on stage. If you decide to sit at the stage, you should tip at least $1 per song per girl on stage. So $20 will let you see 10 girls on stage. If you sit away from the stage, you could see all the girls for free.

If you sit at the stage and not tip, the first girl will tell the other dancers and they will avoid you after a while. You could get away with only tipping $1 per girl if you want to be cheap but not tipping and sitting on the stage would be a bad idea.

You do not have to tip the bouncer or anybody else. Normally, you would tip the waitress $1 for bringing you the drink but that's not mandatory.

It's okay to wear jeans.

Regarding tipping and girls, don't get confused. The girls are there to make as much money from you as possible. They may say things to trick you into thinking that you will get their phone number or go out with them just to get more money from you. Remember that you are in a strip club and not regular dance club. What the girls say and do are for your fantasy and entertainment. Don't confuse fantasy with reality.

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